Sunraye Homeless Services Grand Opening!

Sunday, September 3, 2017

  Sunraye Homeless Services are holding a grand opening and hosting a Fund Raiser Street Party on September 16th from 1PM to 3PM There will be a raffle with many prizes, and proceedings of the raffle will go to helping the homeless. A pot luck lunch will be held, with everyone being expected to bring their favorite meal to be served in a buffet. (Bring your own bottle!) Everyone welcome!  Read More

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Mitt : Complicated Family Father? OR Cult Daddy?

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Self professed , Cult Daddy Mitt VanderSmuttStock is back in the spotlight , this time it isn’t father of the year folks! Recently I was given cause to ask myself …. Just what is he? Loving ‘Family’ Father? or worse than The Preacher Dad in Footloose? I say he is the latter! Extreme religious zealot preying on the innocent of Dead End. He has forbidden star crossed lovers…misogynist and beautiful gazelle, Bexley Kozel , from seeing, local Councilwoman & pale beauty ,the woman that looks as if she has stepped off the canvas of a Degas painting... 

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Building a Wall of Belial – Believers vs Bandits

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

this picture means crime has happened – blood, violence, death. After several complaints from our loyal readers on not covering this story, we on behalf of the Dead End Daily do want to issue an apology. The stack of paper work for this particular evening were outlandish, and after sorting through the files, conducting several interviews, as well as long term research – we are here to bring you the truth! The truth – it is something that anyone who is familiar with the self proclaimed seekers of it, The Adherent’s of Belial, are familiar with. But their meaning is not in... 

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Poor Mela! Bad Mela! Sick Mela! Prison Mela!

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

I have never let my personal feelings and thoughts get expressed on the pages of The Daily. I step outside my role as hot lady cop, and just tell the truth, but this time, let me say YUCK! Local ex business woman and ex wife of ex cult leader Dion, ex citizen of Dead End, Mela ” Crazy Pants” Wardenington, was found by a friend who was never at the scene.Laying in a pool of her own blood,a blood soaked mattress, nearby, the most likely scene of the brutal attack. There were also some kinky sex things in there. I wish I could tell you that was the extent of the horror discovered at... 

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News of the week!! You could be here ……

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Hello Dead End Readers  It has been such a full week  that I am just going to  skim over some of the highlights ..news … and gossip … I had a chance last week to visit with local trained misogynist and employee of  local alleged gang hub the DE Massage Parlor Bexley Kozel-blahblah.   I asked her about  a murder that happened at the Parlor  mere hours before and  she prattled on for an hour about her  training in misogyny  and whatever ,  finally I had to ask if she was  quite finished and Ms Kozel-blahblah was quoted as saying , ” You mean Done?, I will never  be... 

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Mitt : Complicated Family Father? OR Cult Daddy?

Self professed , Cult Daddy Mitt VanderSmuttStock is back in the spotlight , this time it isn’t father of the year folks! Recently I was given cause to ask myself …. Just what is he? Loving ‘Family’ Father? or worse than The Preacher Dad in Footloose? I say he is the latter! Extreme religious zealot preying on the innocent of Dead End. He has forbidden star crossed lovers…misogynist and beautiful gazelle, Bexley Kozel , from seeing,... Read More

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Building a Wall of Belial – Believers vs Bandits

this picture means crime has happened – blood, violence, death. After several complaints from our loyal readers on not covering this story, we on behalf of the Dead End Daily do want to issue an apology. The stack of paper work for this particular evening were outlandish, and after sorting through the files, conducting several interviews, as well as long term research – we are here to bring you the truth! The truth – it is something that anyone who is familiar... Read More

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Poor Mela! Bad Mela! Sick Mela! Prison Mela!

I have never let my personal feelings and thoughts get expressed on the pages of The Daily. I step outside my role as hot lady cop, and just tell the truth, but this time, let me say YUCK! Local ex business woman and ex wife of ex cult leader Dion, ex citizen of Dead End, Mela ” Crazy Pants” Wardenington, was found by a friend who was never at the scene.Laying in a pool of her own blood,a blood soaked mattress, nearby, the most likely scene of the brutal attack.... Read More

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Sunraye Homeless Services Grand Opening!

  Sunraye Homeless Services are holding a grand opening and hosting a Fund Raiser Street Party on September 16th from 1PM to 3PM There will be a raffle with many prizes, and proceedings of the raffle will go to helping the homeless. A pot luck lunch will be held, with everyone being expected to bring […]