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Hunt on for Local Dildo-a-nator

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Local business owner  Lewis ” The Dildo-a-nator”  Hunter, as he prefers to be called,   is in some deep  trouble  after being caught doing some very bad things on the once pristine  streets of our fair  city.  He recently has taken over the local  pawn shop, though it seems this derelict businessman  prefers to linger in the grittier seedier side of  town given his love of Satanic  Culture and all things phallic.  His latest antics , involved a dildo , his penis , an innocent man, and a rat. The scene as reported by a nearly reliable source . The one innocent man in... 

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Bean Rally Turns to Chaos

Monday, April 10, 2017

Hail 45 Linked to Bean Rally Attack By: Tiffany Thorson: Staff Writer. At a recent rally for DE City Council Underdog, Bean Newport Yheng, we were shocked to see the candidate wasn’t actually at her own rally. Instead, she claims that the police captain Tarra Thorton had it out for her. So, it would be safer for all involved if she could live stream everything through a Joker statue. Which was fairly odd in this reporter’s opinion. But, I know Bean well enough to know that odd is an understatement Everything was going fairly well until the stream suddenly was cut and blurred. Everyone felt... 

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Real Estate Rumble!

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Looking for a place to live in this fine city? Perhaps you’re new in town. Maybe you’re just looking for a change of scenery. Well you’re in luck! On Friday April 14th, I’ll be showing off some of Dead Ends finest homes and apartments. I’ll be doing an official tour at 1pm SLT, but I will be available all day if you require to see something at a different time.  To RSVP, please call (insert number here) and ask for Andi!   ((an IC event. please be advised the places offered for rent do require real L’s, as they serve as both IC and OOC homes! for questions,... 

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Bid for City Council Ends In Chaos

Monday, March 27, 2017

  Bid for City Council Ends in Chaos By: Cassie Nelson DE Daily Intern Editor   City council candidate Tarra Thorton was giving the first speech on the campaign trail today when suddenly shouts and shots rang out. Someone screamed that there was a bomb. I was under fire like so many brave journalists before me putting myself on the line to get the facts, for you, the people.   DEPD Capitan Thorton who is running on the platform of family values was about to answer the tough questions about her take on corruption in her own police force when the maniac came out of the shadows. She... 

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Local Porn Maverick Applies for City Council Position.

Sunday, March 26, 2017

By: Cassie Nelson: Intern Editor In the kitchen of the Flick Your Bean Production Building there was a sparkle of energy as the owner and operator of Flick Your Bean Productions announced that she was going to run for one of the two city council seats on a Freak Power ticket. “You see, the city has become kinda dull and stuff, so I figured my platform will be, Make Politics Fun Again! because what’s more fun that basing your entire campaign on Hunter S. Thompson, and porn? I like both, and I think that the city will too.  We need a pocket pussy in every bedroom, and The Gentlemen’s... 

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Hunt on for Local Dildo-a-nator

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Local business owner  Lewis ” The Dildo-a-nator”  Hunter, as he prefers to be called,   is in some deep  trouble  after being caught doing some very bad things on the once pristine  streets of our fair  city.  He recently has taken over the local  pawn shop, though it seems this derelict businessman  prefers to linger in the grittier seedier side of  town given his love of Satanic  Culture and all things phallic.  His latest antics , involved a dildo... Read More

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Bean Rally Turns to Chaos

Hail 45 Linked to Bean Rally Attack By: Tiffany Thorson: Staff Writer. At a recent rally for DE City Council Underdog, Bean Newport Yheng, we were shocked to see the candidate wasn’t actually at her own rally. Instead, she claims that the police captain Tarra Thorton had it out for her. So, it would be safer for all involved if she could live stream everything through a Joker statue. Which was fairly odd in this reporter’s opinion. But, I know Bean well enough to know that... Read More

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Bid for City Council Ends In Chaos

  Bid for City Council Ends in Chaos By: Cassie Nelson DE Daily Intern Editor   City council candidate Tarra Thorton was giving the first speech on the campaign trail today when suddenly shouts and shots rang out. Someone screamed that there was a bomb. I was under fire like so many brave journalists before me putting myself on the line to get the facts, for you, the people.   DEPD Capitan Thorton who is running on the platform of family values was about to answer... Read More

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Missing person! Missing person!

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The Beast has yet  taken another  poor soul down to the depths of  its hellish nightmare.  Please help them  be found and  brought back  to their owners! It is  a dire time for us all with those  dragons and  wolves   lurking about the shadows! Name: Simon Payne (( legacy name- simonpayne )) Age 22 […]

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Real Estate Rumble!

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Looking for a place to live in this fine city? Perhaps you’re new in town. Maybe you’re just looking for a change of scenery. Well you’re in luck! On Friday April 14th, I’ll be showing off some of Dead Ends finest homes and apartments. I’ll be doing an official tour at 1pm SLT, but I […]