Brutal Cop Arrests Victims and Leaves Injured to Suffer in Streets.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

By: Tiffany Thorson, Staff Writer   I could feel my heart beating, and my eyes filling with tears as I lay in a puddle of what might have recently been a human, mixed with salsa. My face half dipped in the goop that was once a terrorist suspect. How did this happen to me? My entire body ached from the electrical charge that was sent through my body. I was simply trying to help find someone who looked like they might be hurt, and now I was under arrest.   I remembered the man on top of Julio’s truck from the week before. He was ranting and carrying on about the liberal agenda. The ranted... 

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Letters to the Editor: A Chaotic Soul Asks for Help

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Low crime rate sounds odd for Dead End with the amount of crime that actually happens in our fair city, That needs to change. I call on criminals of DE, to go out and harass citizens or other criminal types, break windows, burn things. DEPD isn’t going to rule over us anymore they won’t be our downfall or keep us in control. Bring Chaos you heathens turn this city on its head make DE hate again. I say fight Donald Horn, Keep his plans from becoming law show his people out of our city. I’m leaving what happens next in your hands DE. Your friend A Chaotic Soul   Editor’s... 

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Tarra Thorton Announces Candidacy for DE City Council

Monday, March 20, 2017

Police Capitan Tarra Thorton Announces Candidacy By: Tiffany Thorson: Staff Writer   At a party at the Dark Room, PD Capt. Tarra Thorton announces that she was planning to run for city council. As she was leaving after telling me that a file would be available to the press for the capture of the terrorist groups plaguing Dead End.   “But I will say this, as part of my campaign for city council. To show the city that no one takes care of those in Dead End like I do, once they are hung, for all those that vote for me, they get to take part in what’s soon to be a craze worldwide. ISIS... 

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Founder’s Day in Dead End, A Celebration in History

Monday, March 20, 2017

Founder’s Day Celebrations coming to Dead End By: Cassie Nelson Intern Editor   The streets are alive with the celebration of Dead End’s founder’s week festivities. A The founder’s week celebration will celebrate over 200 years of Dead End history and the century that it has spent as an official city. The festivities that are supposed to start on Saturday April, 1st with a community picnic at the basketball court. Everyone is invited and catering is still to be announced.   The entire summer will be filled with Founder’s Day fun and excitement. But, one of the things that is... 

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Dead End Records Record Low Crime Rate: First time in Decades !

Friday, March 17, 2017

Washington DC isn’t the only town  being saved  by the arrival  of a bronzed , crime warrior of the people!  Tarra Thorton has been riding high on a wave of popularity , since essentially ending crime  in Dead End  as we know it.  Her recipe  for serving up  law and order ? Kicking ass, all day every day.   Since taking the helm of the Police department , This  reporter has  compiled the  following  statistics on violent crime:  Murder? Kidnapping ? Rape ? Gangs? There has not been a  single crime or instance of gang activity reported in and I quote a detective pretty familiar... 

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Brutal Cop Arrests Victims and Leaves Injured to Suffer in Streets.

By: Tiffany Thorson, Staff Writer   I could feel my heart beating, and my eyes filling with tears as I lay in a puddle of what might have recently been a human, mixed with salsa. My face half dipped in the goop that was once a terrorist suspect. How did this happen to me? My entire body ached from the electrical charge that was sent through my body. I was simply trying to help find someone who looked like they might be hurt, and now I was under arrest.   I remembered... Read More

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Tarra Thorton Announces Candidacy for DE City Council

Police Capitan Tarra Thorton Announces Candidacy By: Tiffany Thorson: Staff Writer   At a party at the Dark Room, PD Capt. Tarra Thorton announces that she was planning to run for city council. As she was leaving after telling me that a file would be available to the press for the capture of the terrorist groups plaguing Dead End.   “But I will say this, as part of my campaign for city council. To show the city that no one takes care of those in Dead End like I do,... Read More

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Founder’s Day in Dead End, A Celebration in History

Founder’s Day Celebrations coming to Dead End By: Cassie Nelson Intern Editor   The streets are alive with the celebration of Dead End’s founder’s week festivities. A The founder’s week celebration will celebrate over 200 years of Dead End history and the century that it has spent as an official city. The festivities that are supposed to start on Saturday April, 1st with a community picnic at the basketball court. Everyone is invited and catering is still to be announced.   The... Read More

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Missing person! Missing person!

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The Beast has yet  taken another  poor soul down to the depths of  its hellish nightmare.  Please help them  be found and  brought back  to their owners! It is  a dire time for us all with those  dragons and  wolves   lurking about the shadows! Name: Simon Payne (( legacy name- simonpayne )) Age 22 […]

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Clean Slate

CLEAN SLATE!! Yes Dead End, We are having a clean slate event right here in our beloved city! What is a clean slate event? Well.. Its where everyone gathers in the Basket Ball courts behind Slim Goodies Diner, and if you have a grudge.. if you have beef with anyone in the town.. Lets settle […]