Dark Room’s January VIP Promotion

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Dark Room’s January VIP Promotion Ever wonder how VIP’s get treated. You are in luck, PAPI Productions in conjuncture with the Dark Room are running an I’d Hit That promotion. Come on down to the Dark Room, Peni the owner is waiting. What is it you need to do, thats simple. Peni is looking for take charge kinds of people to fill the VIP Roster. Walk over, grab a handful of that always bared back side and tell her. ” Id Hit That.” Its as simple as that, show Peni you have what it takes to join the ranks of the elite VIP Crew. What does being a Dark Room VIP get you?... 

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Glitter ISIS

Monday, January 16, 2017

Victim Always The Victim (Editor’s note we have no idea.) Glitter Isis On January 11, 2017, chaos struck in DE, when an innocent was tormented by a ruthless gang of Hellcats, as she was used for the sole purpose of a cruel joke and for their own amusement. Strapping a bomb around the woman she was forced to head out into the streets of Dead End. From Lulus and throughout the town she had no choice but to go inside and steal their money, I do not know how many stores and places of business were hit. However, when I went digging for the story a distraught woman came onto me and was too afraid... 

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Jam and Eggplant

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Guess who came  to  town!  Mr. Eggplant did! Well  he  didn’t say  his name was that….his name was  really  weird.  J, Mr. J  he said.  Who  has  a name  like that?  that is just   so  weird.  So  his  name henceforth is Mr. Eggplant!  He  dresses really  oddly too   in all purple.  At first I thought  he was the  One Eyed, One Horned, Purple People Eater.  He  Denied it  of course…I  wonder if he is  one and   had  a fake  eye after all and  just  in hiding….OMG  I shouldn’t  speak of that!  He might come  find and  eat... 

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Clean Slate

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

CLEAN SLATE!! Yes Dead End, We are having a clean slate event right here in our beloved city! What is a clean slate event? Well.. Its where everyone gathers in the Basket Ball courts behind Slim Goodies Diner, and if you have a grudge.. if you have beef with anyone in the town.. Lets settle it.. right then and there! Get your frustrations out from this past year, and start over with a clean slate! ((or not)). Lets make this a fair, fist only fight… Location: Basketball courts What to bring: Yourself, and your troubles of this past year! Lets start off 2017 Right!  Read More

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WANTED

Thursday, November 24, 2016

  WANTED by the Church of St Hank and the Rehabilitation program… For crimes against humanity, including but not limited to… Necrobeastialanalbuttsex, rubbing against barn yard animals, taking the Lords name in Vain, tearing the tags off of pillows, not keeping the sacrament holy, stealing Girl Scout Cookies, Kidnapping, Possibly homoerotic behavior under a Pence Vice Presidency, Protesting The Peach crayon calling for it to be called Flesh, Chicken fucking, Looking like a Chicken fucker. Touching young boys in Pence’s America, Calling Hell Cats and Cultists their personal... 

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Dark Room’s January VIP Promotion

Dark Room’s January VIP Promotion Ever wonder how VIP’s get treated. You are in luck, PAPI Productions in conjuncture with the Dark Room are running an I’d Hit That promotion. Come on down to the Dark Room, Peni the owner is waiting. What is it you need to do, thats simple. Peni is looking for take charge kinds of people to fill the VIP Roster. Walk over, grab a handful of that always bared back side and tell her. ” Id Hit That.” Its as simple as... Read More

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Glitter ISIS

Victim Always The Victim (Editor’s note we have no idea.) Glitter Isis On January 11, 2017, chaos struck in DE, when an innocent was tormented by a ruthless gang of Hellcats, as she was used for the sole purpose of a cruel joke and for their own amusement. Strapping a bomb around the woman she was forced to head out into the streets of Dead End. From Lulus and throughout the town she had no choice but to go inside and steal their money, I do not know how many stores and... Read More

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Clean Slate

CLEAN SLATE!! Yes Dead End, We are having a clean slate event right here in our beloved city! What is a clean slate event? Well.. Its where everyone gathers in the Basket Ball courts behind Slim Goodies Diner, and if you have a grudge.. if you have beef with anyone in the town.. Lets settle it.. right then and there! Get your frustrations out from this past year, and start over with a clean slate! ((or not)). Lets make this a fair, fist only fight… Location: Basketball courts What... Read More

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Clean Slate

CLEAN SLATE!! Yes Dead End, We are having a clean slate event right here in our beloved city! What is a clean slate event? Well.. Its where everyone gathers in the Basket Ball courts behind Slim Goodies Diner, and if you have a grudge.. if you have beef with anyone in the town.. Lets settle […]