After an already eventful day in Dead End, two masked suspects decided to attack a local bar and terrorize its patrons and staff. These two “Dragon Ladies” seem to have left quite the trail of damages through the square and into the bar. One patron was attacked and there seemed to be a hostage, but there was such chaos at the scene they managed to flee with the hostage. Captain Tarra Thorton was on scene and confronted the villains but was unable to provide much... Read More
Early on the morning of the 20th, it seems Misha Yheng was attacked at her place of business and was discovered by her sister, Xelan Yheng. There was quite the response it seemed of EMTs and police, which is always a good thing to see in this city. Police Captain Tarra Thorton had this to say on the case “No we don’t know much at the moment, ill be looking at CCTV footage to see if its a known suspect. Misha is unconscious so no one has been able to ask her... Read More
I sat down with Captain Tarra Thorton on Monday and asked her a few questions about the Dead End Police Department. It has to be said that it has been rather quiet the last couple of weeks, can we attribute that to fine policing or is this just the calm before the storm? Captain Thorton said ” You can never have enough cops in a city like this. The roster is growing though which is a good thing” so maybe it is indeed the fine work of our local upstanding officers... Read More
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