Dead End Fire Department Chief Lucas Bayne receives thunderous applause after his "helicopter" dance. -- Photo by WHY KNOT.

NEW TO DE : The Discretion HotLine

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Like that photo? Got your attention? Well guess what! This is completely unrelated. But it’s important, so read on. Hey all you victims out there !!!  Been raped ? Been beaten and  robbed? Have you,  or  a loved one been murdered ? And you just don’t want those  POLICE involved ? Worried they will arrest you ? Maybe you just like being Anonymous! Now you have an alternative to those  911 calls …  Call The Discretion line  { 555-1212 }  It is discreet ! It allows anybody to call for DEFD and DEMH help for any reason. No police response if the discretion line is called.... 

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Interview with DE’s newest Internet Sensation

Thursday, May 18, 2017

By: The real Ren I recently sat down for a one on one  with myself , to get to the bottom of my recent disappearance  asking myself the tough questions  only I can answer , first let me set the scene. Think of any Panic at the Disco video you have ever  seen , my kidnapping  was like being trapped inside one of those . ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOgpdp3lP8M )  The leader of the  dog pack , who referred to himself as , Barfy .. started the nightmare with this phrase , thus hypnotizing all of  Dead End to watch live  torture and tweet about it … “Now, Ren. We are... 

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Dead End Renters Hit By Rent Hike

Monday, May 15, 2017

We should all take a moment  to welcome  new local business Bayne Realty,  and it’s owner Ms Andi Bayne!  Or should we?  Is she still the  cupcake toting pink icing  covered Andi we all know  and love ?  Or is she the “Bayne” of Dead Enders new existence.   I say she is a pariah plaguing an  already downtrodden community , lofting rents to well above market  rate , according to my Zillow  research.  Yet on the other hand , cupcakes. Adorability? That ass , tho? photo from archive   I reached out  to her for comment , which I usually don’t bother doing... 

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Purple Haze Looms Over Dead End

Thursday, May 11, 2017

There is a new shop in town called Purple Haze. Come join DE’s newest entrepreneur Rhiannon York for a Street Party  this Saturday , May 13 from 12-(SLT)  till the munchies  run out.  It’s always 4:20 at Purple haze ,  except for the  Street party which is at noon. This Saturday . May 13.  Read More

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Mystery Disappearance of Local Cult Darling

Monday, May 8, 2017

Local  Dark Room Owner Ms  Peninnah Aisley  mysteriously  disappeared for a number of  days  recently.  No social media , no contact with  co workers and friends.  She simply vanished .  On April 30  2017,  Ms  Peninah Aisley  went to Dead Fall Beach , to take a swim and  read her Belial Bible ,  a  female friend who’d gone with her had to leave to make a sacrifice .only to return  unable to see the white haired beauty anywhere. As evening fell, Peninnah  was still missing. Belial  followers rushed to the beach to engage in a search with local law officers. A... 

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NEW TO DE : The Discretion HotLine

Dead End Fire Department Chief Lucas Bayne receives thunderous applause after his "helicopter" dance. -- Photo by WHY KNOT.

Like that photo? Got your attention? Well guess what! This is completely unrelated. But it’s important, so read on. Hey all you victims out there !!!  Been raped ? Been beaten and  robbed? Have you,  or  a loved one been murdered ? And you just don’t want those  POLICE involved ? Worried they will arrest you ? Maybe you just like being Anonymous! Now you have an alternative to those  911 calls …  Call The Discretion line  { 555-1212 }  It is discreet... Read More

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Interview with DE’s newest Internet Sensation

By: The real Ren I recently sat down for a one on one  with myself , to get to the bottom of my recent disappearance  asking myself the tough questions  only I can answer , first let me set the scene. Think of any Panic at the Disco video you have ever  seen , my kidnapping  was like being trapped inside one of those . ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOgpdp3lP8M )  The leader of the  dog pack , who referred to himself as , Barfy .. started the nightmare with this... Read More

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Dead End Renters Hit By Rent Hike

We should all take a moment  to welcome  new local business Bayne Realty,  and it’s owner Ms Andi Bayne!  Or should we?  Is she still the  cupcake toting pink icing  covered Andi we all know  and love ?  Or is she the “Bayne” of Dead Enders new existence.   I say she is a pariah plaguing an  already downtrodden community , lofting rents to well above market  rate , according to my Zillow  research.  Yet on the other hand , cupcakes. Adorability?... Read More

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Missing person! Missing person!

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The Beast has yet  taken another  poor soul down to the depths of  its hellish nightmare.  Please help them  be found and  brought back  to their owners! It is  a dire time for us all with those  dragons and  wolves   lurking about the shadows! Name: Simon Payne (( legacy name- simonpayne )) Age 22 […]

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Purple Haze Looms Over Dead End

There is a new shop in town called Purple Haze. Come join DE’s newest entrepreneur Rhiannon York for a Street Party  this Saturday , May 13 from 12-(SLT)  till the munchies  run out.  It’s always 4:20 at Purple haze ,  except for the  Street party which is at noon. This Saturday . May 13.