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Saturday, September 24, 2016

Seeking baby batter donor for wayward (non-grandchild producing) daughter. Would prefer that the process happen naturally, but am open to other options; including a Solo cup and a turkey baster. Applicant must go through a short interview process to determine swimmer suitability. Please contact Sophia Smythe directly via text ((IM)) at 867-5309.  Read More

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Break In And Robbery at Lulu’s

Saturday, September 24, 2016

After an already eventful day in Dead End, two masked suspects decided to attack a local bar and terrorize its patrons and staff. These two “Dragon Ladies” seem to have left quite the trail of damages through the square and into the bar. One patron was attacked and there seemed to be a hostage, but there was such chaos at the scene they managed to flee with the hostage.  Captain Tarra Thorton was on scene and confronted the villains but was unable to provide much information on possible identification. There was also a masked man wandering around who ended up attacking the owner and... 

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Attack at Jade’s

Friday, September 23, 2016

  Early on the morning of the 20th, it seems Misha Yheng was attacked at her place of business and was discovered by her sister, Xelan Yheng. There was quite the response it seemed of EMTs and police, which is always a good thing to see in this city. Police Captain Tarra Thorton had this to say on the case “No we don’t know much at the moment, ill be looking at CCTV footage to see if its a known suspect. Misha is unconscious so no one has been able to ask her anything. A lot of evidence was recovered, but i cant get into that as of yet, I’m sure you understand that.”... 

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DEPD Penetrated

Friday, September 23, 2016

I sat down with Captain Tarra Thorton on Monday and asked her a few questions about the Dead End Police Department. It has to be said that it has been rather quiet the last couple of weeks, can we attribute that to fine policing or is this just the calm before the storm? Captain Thorton said ” You can never have enough cops in a city like this. The roster is growing though which is a good thing” so maybe it is indeed the fine work of our local upstanding officers that has gotten the vagrants of the city under control! However, when asked if the crime rate has improved, she had this... 

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Burn Baby Burn

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

After Dead End had been unusually quiet the last week or so, the trouble came back tonight with a flare. Quite literally. In the early evening a call came in saying there was a fire but the kicker, the call came from within the fire station. Well it was quite the scene for all who witnessed the Fire Chief Lucas Bayne limp-run his way up to the station, where the call had originated. Of course, the police department couldn’t help themselves with Sergeant Oakleaf calling out “oh… hey Rob Halford. your building is on fire, I hear tell” and Captain Thorton pulling up “Burning... 

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Break In And Robbery at Lulu’s

Dragon Ladies

After an already eventful day in Dead End, two masked suspects decided to attack a local bar and terrorize its patrons and staff. These two “Dragon Ladies” seem to have left quite the trail of damages through the square and into the bar. One patron was attacked and there seemed to be a hostage, but there was such chaos at the scene they managed to flee with the hostage.  Captain Tarra Thorton was on scene and confronted the villains but was unable to provide much... Read More

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Attack at Jade’s

ambulance-at-jade-sushi

  Early on the morning of the 20th, it seems Misha Yheng was attacked at her place of business and was discovered by her sister, Xelan Yheng. There was quite the response it seemed of EMTs and police, which is always a good thing to see in this city. Police Captain Tarra Thorton had this to say on the case “No we don’t know much at the moment, ill be looking at CCTV footage to see if its a known suspect. Misha is unconscious so no one has been able to ask her... Read More

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DEPD Penetrated

pd-riot-1

I sat down with Captain Tarra Thorton on Monday and asked her a few questions about the Dead End Police Department. It has to be said that it has been rather quiet the last couple of weeks, can we attribute that to fine policing or is this just the calm before the storm? Captain Thorton said ” You can never have enough cops in a city like this. The roster is growing though which is a good thing” so maybe it is indeed the fine work of our local upstanding officers... Read More

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Seeking baby batter donor for wayward (non-grandchild producing) daughter. Would prefer that the process happen naturally, but am open to other options; including a Solo cup and a turkey baster. Applicant must go through a short interview process to determine swimmer suitability. Please contact Sophia Smythe directly via text ((IM)) at 867-5309.