Note from the Editor:  The Dead End Daily is pleased to welcome Ming Yheng to its pages, and would like to remind the reader that the opinions of Ms. Yheng do not necessarily reflect those of the paper, though often, they do.  We’ll leave it to you, dear reader, to determine which is which.  Please submit your questions for Ms. Yheng to the Dead End Daily.

Hello honourable readers. I have take job for provide Dead End Daily Newspaper with regular column once in many whiles. You can maybe recognise them from title “Noodle column”.

I is proud for this glorious opportunity and I will travel many lengths, but maximum 6 inches, for provide you with juicy gossip, opinions and maybe even nice recipes for cooking wildlife!

This first “Noodle Column”, I is use for only introduce me but I is also go provide my fellow ladies readers with some tips on how treat husband.
I is Ming…Ming Yheng and I live in Dead End for many years now and in meantime have learn good and perfectly English so you is have no problem for understanding and ability for reading my honourable column.

I hope you is go appreciate my input and I search forward for stay work on new columns many regular.

Today’s Noodle:

I have meet many girls, even women in past weeks come for seek advice how to improve relation with husband of friend or nephew. So, include in this first “Noodle column” are some tips. Use them for I have many experience with men, women and others.

Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend.

A: You husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing is only one of you he can only settle for next best thing, your best friend. Far from being issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of old college roommates involved too? If you still is apprehensive, maybe you need for let him be with your friends without you. If you is still not sure then just go do oral sex on him and cook him nice meal while you think about it.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen is help you lose weight and gives great glow to your skin. Men know this. His offer to allow you for perform oral sex on him is totally selfless and honourable. This shows he loves you. Best thing to do is thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: Is perfectly natural behavior and is to be encouraged. Man is a hunter and he needs prove his prowess with other men. Night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle relationship better than man being away for a day or two (it’s great time to clean house, too)! Just look how emotionally and happy he is when returns to his stable home. Best thing for do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him nice meal.

Q: My husband does not know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to husband. If you need mess with it, do it in own time or ask best friend to help. You may want videotape yourself while doing , and present it to husband as birthday gift. For ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay for man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What means is you do not love your man as much as should; He should never need work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make up to him by perform oral sex and cooking him nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I no sure I understand problem. Perhaps you forgot cook him nice meal?