What’s Wrong With Porn?!? By: Bean Yheng
Since the days of the caveman people have been trading sex for services. Back then it was simple. You give me chicken I let you taste my cat, but its since gotten more complex with things like the internet and pay per view. Now those of us who work in the porn industry want cold hard cash. That’s right, I mean it could be more complicated like free cars and Pop Tarts, but why mess with a good thing, when cash always works.
Now I read in the paper a while back about girls getting off a bus and being drawn in to a den of lies and corruption, but where the hell is that? I didn’t see that, I found Spike. Spike is a legend in the porn business nation wide and a super star locally. He walks into the street and he finds girls.. Girls who would otherwise be working at the bars, or clubs or something nasty and going broke doing it, so he brings them in and has them do what comes naturally.. They do the bad thing the good way and get paid for it. Why on Earth would this be a bad thing? Spike is clean and respectful enough and he gets the job done and you get paid that day.. There is no dark room and there is no sobbing as morals are sold. It makes for great television, and awesome dark newspaper stories but its far from the truth.. So, guys and gals if you really want the truth take it from someone who has worked porn.. Not someone who has a stick up their ass..
Love and Belly button Lint,
Bean

