Niekirk Naughtiness!

Last week a story was run, one woman’s story at the hands of the Niekirks.  Apparently they were less then thrilled with the truth being out there because the very next morning the two former pravada owners and some moral support were waiting in the daily’s office when i arrived.  For well over an hour they attempted to threaten, cajole, convince and bully this reporter into retracting the truth. When I refused for the hundredth time they finally stomped out but not before uttering the words ” You’ll be sorry. ”

Two days later I found out what they meant when I walked into the Daily’s offices to find all the windows shattered, the furniture over turned, the computers destroyed.  When the security footage was investigated a lone attacker, did the damage.  A woman with some apparent anger issues.  I’m sure you can all imagine my surprise and dismay when the motorcycle the assailant rode off on was learned to belong to none other then a Mrs Roxy Niekirk.

One can only imagine the horrors of knowing that the world has heard of your most horrible deads, and having them become headlines.  When you add to that the fact that Mrs Niekirk and her soon to be Ex Husband have filed for divorce I am certain that the pair are under enormous strain, but that is no excuse for the vandalism and thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of vandalism done to the Daily’s offices.  As such we were forced to press charges and ask that all readers keep an eye out for the Niekirks.  Should you see Roxy, or the above pictured bike anywhere you are advised to call the DEPD.

The Dead End Police Department have a warrant out for Mrs Niekirk and the Dead End Daily is offering a reward for any information that will help in her capture.

Kahlen Vaniva, DE Daily Editor & Reporter