Yesterday’s top story of sex in the square ended with questions that had no answers. Today Dead Enders, I have answers for you.  The Health Department has issued this notice :

By Order of the Dead End County Health Department

All businesses that serve or sell food are ordered to shut down immediately. A toxin has been detected in the water supply and in certain foods. These businesses will remain closed until crews can removed contaminated materials.

Also the water supply in the city has been shut off, it has been found it contains the same toxin that has been found in the food. Emergency supplies are in route to the city but no ETA has been established. FEMA is working with several other cities that have been hit with the same toxin.

Should residents feel they have been affected, they should go to the hospital immediately. Symptoms include:

rapid heart rate
sweating
uncontrollable urge to love someone

Health Department Officials and the DEPD are looking for any leads as to what or who caused the outbreak of love feelings.

Any one found operating out of a condemned shop will be arrest and fined $100,000 per offense.

Most businesses in Dead End that Sell food and or Drinks have been shut down, and slowly the city officials are working on having all products believed to have been effected removed.  Before businesses can be reopened all supplies will need to have been replaced and  a thorough Health Inspection will have to taken place.

The shops closed are: Pizza Slut,  the Jade Dragon,  DE Cinema’s Concession Stand, Lulus, Easy 8s, Hedonist Casino, Icky Quicky Mart, the Red Herring Coffee Shop & Bakery, Pink Arcade, The Dark Room