“Cosmina” Known Killer, Armed & Dangerous! Do Not Approach!!

In the early morning hours Sunday an all too familiar face popped up in Dead End.  With spike-y purple and black hair, Cosmina, recently released from the now closed Harvey Federal Institution has reared her vicious head once again. Arrested as part of  the Coroner Killer duo, so named by the DEPD for the horrific treatment of  victims and the gruesome “habit” of performing ” live autopsies” on them.

Whether Cosmina escaped the slack Federal Institute or was  somehow released when Harvey was closed is currently unknow.  What we do know is she’s back and has already boasted about the murder, possibly murders, she committed while serving time.  Clearly unhinged, careless and violent it is believed the woman may be living in the sewers.

Known Killer “Cosmina” Caught on CCTV During Attempted Robbery.

Caught on security footage attempting to rob the Red Herring, Cosmina threatened  Manager Vance Clayton with a knife as well as an unfortunate young lady relying on crutches.  In her rush to attack Mr. Clayton Cosmina kicked the young woman’s crutches from her and threatened both victims.   Mr. Clayton when commanded to raise his hands bravely fought back, managing to temporarily subdue the mentally deficient criminal.   In the ensuing scramble Mr. Clayton managed to tag Cosmina with his tazer. Unfortunately, due likely to electroshock therapy or perhaps repeated tazings by guards in the prison, the voltage had only a short effect on the wild eggplant hued attacker. Just as things seemed to be growing out of hand two customers entered the shop and in an effort to retain her freedom Cosmina plowed past Mr. Clayton and escaped through the basement and into the sewer system.

Captain Keiran MacClawden, of the DEFD was first to respond when one of the fleeing witnesses alerted him to the goings on.  Once Captain MacClawden had bandaged the small nick that was  Mr. Clayton’s only injury,  Chief Georgia Beorn of the DEPD,  quickly took charge collecting video footage, witness statements as well as forensic evidence.

I am very happy to say Dead Enders, that under the new leadership of Chiefs Beorn and CrowWing it looks as if Dead End is about to become a much safer place to be.  Chief Beorn is very eager to return Cosmina to a cell and make Dead End’s streets a little easier to walk down.  The DEPD and DE Daily ask that if you see the suspect, Identified positively as Cosmina, please do NOT attempt to detain her.  Call 911, as well as the DE Daily and report what you’ve seen and above all keep yourselves safe Dead Enders.

Kahlen Vaniva, DE Daily Editor & Reporter