Fire seemed to be the theme of the night all over Dead End last night.  First the Red Herring fire as reported previously, and then not too far down the road in front of the Roughhouse Biker Bar everyone’s favorite Psychotic Clown pelted a group of people with molotov cocktails.  What prompted the clown, who’s known to carry gloves made of knives and sharp bladed scissors to resort to molotov cocktails for his attack is unknown, though assumed to have been chosen due to the number of people he was attacking.

The crowd, consisting of Fae Liucchessi, Anjel Masala, Bean Newport , Ming Yheng and Lidia Blackheart, traded insults with the clown who stood above them on a barricade  and pelted his attackers with flaming bottles while from below knives, pie tins  and anything else handy was lobbed back at the crazed clown.  Ming Yheng was the first of the group to go down, having been rapidly engulfed in the flames of the first hurled cocktail.  Several people assisted in subduing the flames while Anjel Masala, owner of the Dark Room in Dead End’s red Light District lunged for the clown.  Uncle Bob threw another cocktail and from there, according to witnesses, things got confusing. Though the outcome less so.

When the battle royale was finished Anjel Masala suffered burns to one side of his face and was likely hospitalized, though this reporter has yet to confirm that at press time.  Ming Yheng, the first to be injured and the most severely burned  was carted off to DEMH where she’ll be treated for burns, shock and possibly a concussion. Fae Lucchessi, according to reports was, for once, unscathed though it should be noted Ms. Lucchessi was reported to have arrived injured. Bean Yheng was treated and released at DEMH for knife knife wounds. Lidia Blackheart reportedly was tazered by a bypasser after getting into an argument, though suffered no majory injuries. She was however an intrigal part in assisting Ms. Yheng’s arrival at hospital.   As to Uncle Bob, there are rumors that he was taken to the hospital for numbers stabs and various other injuries though no one from the hospital has confirmed that as of press time.

Hours later, with plenty of questions revolving around the why’s and what fors of the attack, none of the combatants are available or willing to discuss what went on. Sadly, it’s just another day in Dead End.  Be safe out there Dead Ender’s, avoid clowns with flaming bottles and knife wielding masses.  Be Safe.

Kahlen Vaniva, DE Daily Editor & Reporter