Flood waters.  Starving Deer.  Suicide Attempts.  A seemingly unending series of increasingly violent crimes.  In the face of such strife, this Reporter has been spending time away from Dead End, but all in the cause of… erm… ‘research’.  The ‘Whore Couture Fair’ (WCF) is well underway and provides almost unlimited options of suitable outfits to help with, well.. that depends on you, dear reader.  Starting with looks suitable for ‘the street’, we begin with a body and fishnet tights from MUKA.  Donning this ensemble and heading out on the street would undoubtedly be an exciting experience but, should you bump into someone you know, at least you’d stand a chance of explaining that you’ve just left the gym and had only time to slip into a pair of heels before walking home… as long as the Red Light District is not too far off-piste.

The lace gloves are from PerveTTe and are available at SL Fashion Week… you’re on your own when it comes to explaining those away.  Moving up the Skank scale, we have the Bad Bitch, Assassin outfit from Queen Emmykins.  For those of you who like to combine your ‘street’ activities with a spot of commercial killing, this zip-fastening and revealing sheer bodysuit must come close to the perfect outfit, coming as it does with twin shoulder holsters.  The outfit includes its own industrial-style boots and I’ve teamed it with a Bandau Mini Skirt from Cynful and a ‘Love’ garter from MUKA, just to keep the skank factor where it should be.

EMPORIUM is fast becoming a favourite brand, not least because of the awesome textures on its fatpacks of shiny and glossy legwear.  Here’s its Leopard leather Pants, available from WCF, seen with KIM’s sexy Leo Wild Top, also at WCF.  Just imagine squeezing into these oh-so-glossy pants, climbing into the high CandyDoll ‘Gossa’ heels (also from WCF) and clipping the little top on before teasing your hair up into Ploom’s Imogen updo, which just screams ‘Hooker’.  As you step outside the Motel into the street, you’re sending a very clear message…

The final ‘street’ offering really leaves no doubt in anyone’s mind as to why you’re standing on that corner.  As if the Ripped Cami top from dollle and the netted panties and garter with shiny stockings from DirtyMind weren’t enough, the ‘Mon Shorty Fun’ panties from Autopsy bring unsubtlety to a new level with the prominemt ‘Fuck’ logo on the front, complemented by ‘Me’ to the rear.  I guess if you’re that desperate, you might as well not beat about the bush…

 

Of course, some ladies wouldn’t lower themselves to working the street, fooling themselves that they’re somehow ‘high class’ by prowling the more upmarket bars and Clubs (if we had such things in Dead End) in search of clients.  For this enterprize, its clear that a lady needs to strike a balance in her choice of outfit; it must meet the dress codes of such establishments while still making it entirely obvious what one’s business is.  The ‘Bombshell’ dress from Pink Sugah is a sexy classic.  A combination of demure and provocative, its system layers mixed with mesh skirt insert ensure a perfect figure-hugging fit, while its variety of leopard prints, shown here in hot pink, suggest your sexy intent.  Ploom’s sexy Imogen hair is at its sluttish best in this outfit, enabling you to claim the classiness of an updo while unsubtly suggesting your availability for an encounter with its over-the-top plumage.  The sky-high N-Core Vertigo platforms, fit only for the briefest of totters between taxi, bar and… bed… and the MUKA ‘Love’ armband all provide clear messages that you’re not a nice girl on a night out looking for a long-term relationship.  The ‘Glamour’ clutch from Swallow provides a secure repository for your ill-gotten gains; just remember to collect the cash before you do the deed, ladies.

Staying with the ‘Nightclub Escort’ theme, the slightly shorter ‘Jane’ dress from Pretty Liar is another great dress with system layers and a mesh insert for a great fit.  Almost classy enough for a nice girl to wear, the thigh-high split gives a good hint of what’s on offer, the ‘Imogen’ updo performs its usual task and the massive platinum hoops from RYCA  complete the message.  You’re classy and hot.  You’re also for hire.

Of course, the hardened professional prostitute does none of these things.  She simply sticks her calling cards all over Dead End’s many lamp posts, bus stops and trash skips, books herself into the motel and waits for the phone to ring.  No need for a change of outfit for the constant stream of clients passing through her door… and her.  Just something to cover up as she answers the door to her next ‘John’.  Easily discarded, the Unbuttoned Loose Shirt from dollle is all that’s required.  Its Loose Underwear has’t even been pulled up all the way between clients.  This girl’s busy.  She’s hardly tidied her hair, ploom’s ‘Bambi’ taking her straight from pillow talk with her last client to answering the door to her next.  Of course, she’s freshened her lipstick, Pink Acid’s ‘Overly Done’ Fake Lips in ‘Syrup Jam’ doing more than suggesting ‘Blowjob’, they pretty much spell it out… this girl’s not about smalltalk, she’s straight down to ‘business’.

So there you have it.  An article about dressing like a prostitute and not a thigh-length boot in sight.  Which doesn’t mean they’re not hot.  Or trendy.  “Looking for business?”.