the Crimson Fucker’s Plymouth Fury, used to torment Det. Blackheart

Last week, with the DE Daily’ missing some key personnel, some stories sadly went under reported. One of them would be an attack by the Crimson Fucker.  The red wearing anti-hero whom apparently has it in for Det. Vanora Blackheart rammed her personal vehicle as it sat outside the DEPD on Friday of last week.

Detective Blackheart’s totalled personal vehicle.

According to witnesses, a beat up red 1958 Plymouth Fury driven by a masked and costumed attacker, drove straight into the side of the officer’s personal vehicle as it sat in front of the police station.  Det. Blackheart and a rookie officer were drawn outside by the sound of the impact and metal meeting metal.  Det. Blackheart, heartsick over the blatantly personal attack, attempted to open the driver’s door for a chat with her tormentor with little success.

Though witnesses are uncertain how it came about, several people reported the ruckus escalated quickly, with Detective Blackheart struck by the Plymouth Fury while attempting to stop the car crasher from escaping. The force of the impact forced the officer atop the hood of the Fury. With baton drawn, the irate detective demanded repeatedly that the car stop, her words punctuated with strikes of the baton atop the bonnet and windscreen until the detective lost her balance and was thrown from the moving vehicle.

Determined to catch the culprit once and for all Detective Blackheart ” borrowed” the DEPD’s SWAT van and a chase through Dead End’s city streets. Unfortunately the detective lost sight of the Fury near Dead end Memorial Hospital. An APB was issued for the ’58 Plymouth Fury and despite rumors that the “Crimson fucker” is related to the Dead Rabbits though it has not been confirmed. Currently, due to darkly tinted windows it is unclear even whether the Crimson Fucker is a man or woman.

Kahlen Vaniva, DE Daily Editor & Reporter