Many in Dead End say the Police don’t do much more then hang out at the Herring swilling coffee and eating donuts.  As in every city the hard working men and women on the force are the butt of jokes and largely ignored or avoided. At least until you’ve got an emergency you can’t handle, a mad man is trying to break into your flat or your shop is being robbed. Fickle people we are,  citizens who pay the tax dollars to keep the city afloat. We can only love you when you’re doing something for us and despite all that the brave men and women of the Dead End Police Department continue long after the rest of the world has forgotten about the headlines to hunt up the ” Bad Guys” and bring them to justice.

That’s why when this reporter got a text this afternoon from a local officer that read ” Two down, one to go” I knew that officer wasn’t giving me the updates on the Dead End Dodgers current inning at the baseball game.  Instead it was a proud officer announcing the DEPD’s progress on capturing the trio of killer’s that murdered Dr. Jax Dillon earlier this month.  According to witnesses Uncle Bob’s most common partner in crime, Amanda Fitzgerald was seen on the bridge just outside the Hedonist Casino with another young woman, reportedly Uncle Bob’s newest plaything ” Song” .

It was Sgt. Vanora Blackheart, taser drawn who managed to corral Amanda Fitzgerald, though not without quite the fight. A fight in which the brave Sgt was nearly tossed off the bridge as she was tackled by Song  In the end however, Sgt Blackheart and Lt Roxy Smythe got their women, though everyone was a bit more bruised and battered then they’d started.  Sgt. Blackheart, sporting a freshly broken nose took the time to personally deliver her fugitive alongside Lt. Smythe and ” Song” to the DEPD jail for booking and delousing before adding them to the cells alongside ” Uncle Bob” before heading to DEMH for treatment.

Congratulations officers, on a job well done. We at the DE Daily appreciate your efforts and look forward to seeing the third killer identified and apprehended.   Of course the reward of 25,000 is still being offered to anyone who can identify and aid in the arrest and prosecution of the third, currently unidentified attack of Dr. Jax Dillon.  Please call the DE Daily (( IM Kahlen Vaniva )) with any and all information.

Kahlen Vaniva, DE Daily Editor & Reporter