Police Detective Ming Yheng Missing, Geist Confessed to Abduction
”Hi this is Dee you may know me from some of my greatest hits, Kidnapping Ming, blowing up pagan, and my latests chart topper, Kicking Meite in the face till she passed out.” she laughs, “anyway I need assistance at the Jade. I ‘m being told Bean placed a bomb in front of the building. Oh and I’m here….catch me if you can.”
Those are the words the deranged Dee Geist used when calling for help at the Jade Dragon. Sadly they may be the only way that the over wrought, over worked DEPD learned that Detective Ming Yheng has been missing. With the array of bombings, beatings murders and mutilations that the police department have been called to as of late it’s not surprising that one small tough as nails Asian woman got lost in the mix. Especially a woman as independent as Ming Yheng.
Though it’s unclear when Detective Yheng was last seen, her squad car was spotted on Wednesday parked between the Yheng Market and the Ground Zero Surplus shop. Shortly after that it was found in Dead Drop, the ” victim” of a bombing. Crime Scene investigators were called in and after several hours the police lab boffins concluded that the bomb was a duplicate to the pipe bombs used by Ms. Geist to blow up the District Attorney’s office and the DA.
Currently Ms. Geist is still on the loose and haunting the city. If you have seen her or know where she is hiding out please call the DE Daily or DE PD. A substantial reward is being offered for the whereabouts of both Ming Yheng, and her admitted kidnapper Dee Geist, in an attempt to end this war that is tearing our fair city apart.
Kahlen Vaniva, DE Daily Editor & Reporter



