You want to work at Slims, but you’re butt ugly and you know you can’t hack it as a waiter or waitress. What should you do?

The answer is to work as part of Slim’s security team, of course! As you may know, this is a position that carries a lot of prestige. Saying you are part of Slim’s security force will allow you to command the same kind of respect that you would get if you were a Navy Seal or an FBI agent.

As luck would have it, Slim Goodies currently has a limited number of openings for this much coveted position. So stop by to apply and ask to speak to Madison, Brett, or Jimmy.

BENEFITS:
– Competitive salary
– Free greaseburgers
– Daily beer quota (currently 4 a day – this may be adjusted upward to reward good work)