Flaming sheep herded into the courthouse have rendered the building unsafe for the near future. Guard Harry Balzak was found amongst the bodies of burned sheep beaten and burned alive.

A truck load of sheep stolen from a local farmer on the outskirts of Dead End reported stolen were found Wednesday night in the most deplorable manner possible.   The Dead End Fire Brigade responded to the courthouse building’s fire alarm arrived to find the building full of burning sheep the building ablaze as well.  As the firefighters donned their gear and readied the hoses several of the dead and or dying sheep began to explode.

Most recent jailhouse picture of Dion Lambert

According to police reports, CCTV footage and traffic cams a trio of masked men and the truck load of sheep roared through town and drove up into the stairs of the courthouse. The men riding in back with the sheep herded the animals into the courthouse building and as the terrified animals jostled for space and attempted to flee the cruel miscreants set fire to the homemade ” napalm ” that had been slathered over their woolly hides.  The flaming sheep caught one another ablaze as well as the building while one of the men attacked a late night guard killing him.  Once the sheep were off loaded and locked into their fiery courthouse ” corall” the blaze grew and the sheep whom had been fed explosives burned up and then exploded.

Firefighters report seeing masked suspects fleeing the rear of the building, though none were able to identify the men as they were busy working to put out the blaze.  When the blaze was extinguished and firefighters began removing the sheep remains the body of Npc Courthouse Guard Harry Balzak was discovered.  According to police reports Mr. Balzak was beaten to unconscious and left to burn in the blaze.  According to the ME cause of death was smoke inhalation and has been ruled a homicide.  Clues, including fingerprints and the spray painted symbol on the truck point to Dion Lambert and his fellow Belial cultists.

The wrecked truck, marked with the cultists mark was left behind as the suspects fled on foot.

Currently Dion Lambert is wanted for questioning in regards to animal cruelty charges, theft, arson and murder charges.  The public is asked to call 911 if the spot Lambert, do not approach as the man is completely insane, generally armed and quite dangerous. In the past Lambert has been charged with multiple rapes, attempted murders, murders, kidnappings and assaults on both Police, Doctors and civilians.  Avoid approaching, call 911 and stay safe Dead End.

Kahlen Vaniva, DE Daily Editor & Reporter