Spunk R Us – The one stop shop for all your sexual needs.

NOW HIRING for all positions. Fair wages and flexible hours. In addition, special perks will be offered to deserving MALE candidates.

Applications can be dropped off at the shop. The shop is located in the Red Light District on the intersection of Crimson and Seamen. Ask for “Jimmy”

((Inquiries can be directed to James O’Graydy (graydy Resident). Please leave a notecard if not online))