Nudist Friendly: Latter Day Park & Recreation Space.

Residents of Dead Drop were in for a surprise late last month when an acre of land once owned by circus folk was transformed into a summer oasis. The Latter Day Park, as the sign outside suggests it is called, seems to have come out of nowhere. Boasting a swimming pond, camping area, bonfire and barbecue the park is open to all for use free of charge.

Local resident and “entrepeneur”, Chai Latte (25)  described the park as “A welcome surprise. I woke up one morning having fallen asleep on a job for this john, er I mean, guy in the trailer park. Came outside and there it was. Never seen it before.  Aint no clue how it got there but I sure made use of that lil’ lake. When I got out not a dried drop of cu-…er.. ranch left on me. The tyre swing is pretty rad too.”

Floats for thoughts

Some locals are not so impressed. Rosamund Applebum (82) described the area as “Only fit for reprobates and perverts. I see them all day and night. Out there with their willy’s and breasts hanging out like a bunch of immoral hippies. Roasting smores and singing songs. They’re worse than shagging foxes! This town aint made for nudity.  It’s a disgrace.”

Couples cosy up by the campfire

Whatever the opinion, it’s a place worth checking out and soon. Some enviromental experts advise making play while the sun shines as it is surely only a matter of time before the leaves turn brown due to the toxicity level of local soil or some drunken idiot burns the place down. So make sure you don’t miss out!

((LM Latter Day Park & Recreation Retreat, Dead Drop (132, 52, 22)  Just behind the Trailer Park.))

– Eve Romana, DE Daily Editor