Dead End Memorial Hospital and Asylum have revamped a number of systems to better serve you!  We offer more state of the art care than anyone in the Dead End city limits, all available through our friendly and professional staff.

Come on down and see us for that boil.  Call and make an appointment to have that “wink, wink” removed.  We don’t judge.

Free of communicable diseases?  Join our staff!  Competitive pay and progressive sexual harassment policies!

“DEMH.  We’ll do our share if you pay your’s.”