There was chaos once again in the square outside Lulu’s Bar & Grill on Wendesday, when a man was stabbed and run over by a bus in two separate incidents of sheer bad luck. Or perhaps bad karma.

According to witness statements Donovan was reportedly stabbed by DEMH’s Roisin Fitzgerald. No motive has as yet been given for the attack. The incident comes in the wake of a recent movement against the women of DEMH, as previously recorded in this paper’s pages.

Local bus driver Ming Yheng arrived on scene to assist in a fight which had broken out and clipped the victim as she tried to regain control of her vehicle. Ms Fitzgerald was seen to jump over the body of the stabbed Donovoan and hop onto the bus, hijacking both it and an innocent Ms Yheng to make her getaway.

Ms Fitzgerald has since been placed under arrest while Donovan is reportedly healing fine.

-DE Daily Editor, Eve Romana