Poison Pen Monster’s New Threat

The malicious monster behind a spate of violent attacks on female members of the DEMH has struck again. Leaving another anonymous letter at the Daily with a further call to arms, the poison pen rapist called for a widening in the scope of attacks.

Not satisfied with a mysogynist manifesto of hate crimes, attention has turned with yet more vile towards the District Atorney’s office. Specifically in the direction of DA Pagan Newport-Yheng, whose apparent crime is offending the sensibilities of ‘MEN’ by prefering the company of actual men.

In the interests of public safety and the freedom of information which is slowly being eroded by governments the world over, we feel it is our public duty to share the letter in full. Those of a sensitive disposition are advised to skip the rest of the article.

Dear MEN,

One of our brothers called for your aid and you responded.  I saw the bitches stagger into the hospital, each bearing reminders of their place in society that they will never forget.

But as I marveled at our victory I was saddened.  We must have been on vacation or missed a memo.  Did the REAL MEN in this city know that the district attorney’s office was run by a fag and a bimbo?  Pagan Newport-GirlyBitch and Cara Ceriano-fuck your uppity bitch hyphen bullshit and take your husband’s name are the law and order around here.  Since those hospital whores were so easy, lets make this sporting.  Mad respect for impaling the fagot ass-first some place public or getting the dog woman on the front page chewing on a bone.

So fuck their law and order and fuck them!  Until they learn to step down and leave a man’s work to MEN!

Real MEN? It seems the letter writer is lost in a deluded little world. However, he is not alone. Citizens are advised to remain cautious and vigilant and to report anything suspicious.

STAY SAFE OUT THERE. DO NOT LET FEAR OF TINY-PRICKED BASTARDS RULE YOUR LIFE.

DE Editor, Eve Romana.