Members of the Police Department and Fire Department were despatched recently to investigate a bomb threat. The alarm was raised by a Tess Teckle, a victim and hostage held for several days at the hands of the would be terrorist. The bomb squad was called in and the area cordoned off while a team of experts worked to secure the site and free the victim without any further injury.

A commendation for bravery must be given to the response team although they failed to either disengage the bomb or save the woman in question. Several members of the response team were injured in the blast, which deafened several local street rats but miraculously and thankfully did little damage to any local infrastrutcure. A memorial to the fallen woman has been set up by the casino side hoop, where it was reported her severed arm sunk the net without ever touching the rim.

To date nobody has been arrested for this act of horrific terrorism and the culprit is still very much at large. Anyone with any information should call the Daily’s crime hotline.

-DE Editor, Eve Romana