Hello again dear readers! It is I, Misha the Dating Guru. This week, I want to talk to you about our recent zombie virus outbreak and the effects it had on the dating scene!

I know the first thing that comes to mind when you think about the recent viral outbreak is not “how does this improve my chances for a date?” But believe it or not it was a golden opportunity to get a date! Think about it: the town is ravaged by a virus that turns people into raving maniacs..so of course you barricade yourself in a safe and secure place…with a few close friends right? PERFECT time to get romantic, cause what the hell else are you going to do?

While the infected roamed the streets and devastated the town’s major attractions such as the jail, the hospital and the Icky Quickie Mart…yours truly was doing research and discovering that the zombie apocalypse was indeed a prime time to get romantic with someone!

While I do not encourage you to go out and infect the city with random viruses, I do recommend that the next time chaos of this sort erupts, grab the special guy or gal you’ve had your eye on! You might want to have handcuffs, rope or duct tape handy as well. Barricade yourselves into a nice safe place, and do what comes naturally.

Until next time!

Love, Misha