The management of the newly-refurbished Red Light Entertainment (RLE) studio is looking for motivated, highly-skilled, ethically-challenged, and morally-suspect crew members, performers, and entertainers for entry level positions in all aspects of the off-Broadway entertainment industry!

Work is part time, cum-as-you-are, but with opportunities for advancement in every aspect of the exciting world of movie making. Opportunities include, but are not limited to, camera work, sound mixing, editing and lighting; office work and scheduling; and — given an audition — a chance to be under the lights in front of the camera working with some of the world’s most talented and celebrated anonymous performers in the adult industry.

Successful applicants must be outgoing, coordinated, and creative; should be willing to take instruction; and must not be afraid of bright lights, loud noises, and sudden movements. For more information, please contact the excessively horny management at RLE, and remember, “What cums around goes around!”

— Spike McNeil (nurdbot.mcneil) and the RLE Management team