Pawn Queen Refutes Accusations, Blames DEPD

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Recently, Xelan Yheng, whose birth name is Xelan Morgath, has claimed to be falsely accused of various crimes and stated her wish to publicly defend herself and her organization. Yheng is the head of Public Services Dead End, and enjoys horse riding, fast cars, and sailing with her fiance.

Supporter of Dead End Society

Firstly, Yheng clarified she was not responsible for the recent DE Daily office explosion. Yheng said, “I wouldn’t have any reason to blow you up. I have always supported the DE Daily News wholeheartedly, like I do with so many organizations that are indispensable to our community, such as the Dead End Medical Hospital, which we also have always supported financially and by offering volunteer services. And don’t forget that I run Public Services Dead End, working hard to keep the streets clean and the trash collected.”

“I know about what’s good for the community,” Yheng added. “Which is why I am so very disappointed in our police department that time and again finds ways to make our work impossible. We had nothing to do with the raid on the District Attorney’s office, and the explosion and fire at the courthouse was also not our work. Yet, the police department didn’t hesitate to close the Pawn Shop and arrest my coworkers.”

District Attorney's Office

Yheng secondly noted she was not police captain Tarra Thorton’s attacker, and she was not sexually attracted to Thorton. She said, “I would never lay a hand on Thorton. Her ass is way too big and I am not into captain pussy. Hell, I am about to get married to Ming’s brother and he gives me everything I need.”

In fact, Yheng clarifies that “Captain Thorton needs to get fired. She’s absolutely no improvement from the captain we had before. Sometimes I even wonder if she is worse than [Shade] Manx, who is currently known as Jameston. And yes, they certainly need a lot of training about sensitivity and racial issues, but also about the distinction between crime and business.”

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Yheng Family Updates

Xelan Yheng also shared with us that the Hung Dragon Eatery has been wide open for business every day. Owner Ming Yheng has been training her adopted daughter Suki Yheng to cook there. Ming Yheng, former DEPD detective, left the force because of rampant corruption and feeling that she no longer could serve the public in the DEPD, not because she got fired.

We at the DE Daily wish Xelan Yheng a happy marriage and remain wondering who the lucky man is.