Dear Dead Enders, Our city has suffered a tragic and terrible loss. Newlywed Mrs. Xelan Yheng-Morgath, our Queen, was murdered by a serial killer known as “Opus.” The wonderful folks at the Dead End Police Department have not learned their lesson. They are content sitting back and citing code violations, ticketing jaywalkers, and arresting motorists … Continue reading OPINION: Pawns Keeping City Safe Despite Loss of Queen