Terror and panic struck the heart of the Red Light District on Monday Night when visitors to the tents hosting free breast exams with free food and drink for all those in attendance on the vacant site of the former hotel which is in the middle of being redeveloped.

It is believed the same thieves responsible for stealing a batch of recalled Boner Booster’s from Axe Pharmaceuticals drove the van containing the pills mid-way down Crimson Avenue and once the road became congested with people exited the vehicle and detonated the bomb being carried by the vehicle spreading a cloud of the chemicals into the air, and causing many to lock their doors for fear of yet another pollutant in the Dead End skies.

After the leaking of the drug onto the street some were already aware of the side-effects but it’s reported that there was a marked spike in the range of sexually related charges from rape and public masterbation to people exposing themselves and rather confused visitors filling any local transport to leave the city while they could, eyewitnesses have also described some parts of Dead End being like Sodom and Gomorrah with orgies, both willing and unwilling, taken place in full public view. Streets rapidly emptied as word spread and at the time of writing there is no public record of crimes but it’s estimated this incident may be responsible for a wave of at least 150 crimes over the course of two nights on top of the usual crime reports made to Dead End Police Department.

It’s unconfirmed but witnesses have said they saw DEPD officers fire on one suspect with another being taken away in cuffs but we have no word whether this was related to the explosion or concerning other unrelated crimes and investigations.