The Dead End Daily got the chance to sit down with Mr Jack at the Hedonist Casino to discuss his recent victory at Fight Night, hosted by DP Productions, in a closely fought contest with Bex Kozel.

First off, congratulations on your victory at Fight Night! Bex Kozel was certainly a tough opponent wasn’t she?

Mr. Jack: She was deadly and pretty, just how I like them. Got a few scars to prove it too.

Were you expecting the fight to go the way it did, or were you surprised with how competitive a fight Bex made it?

Mr.Jack: Pleasantly surprised. Girl knew her stuff. You could tell just by the way she moved. I was also surprised when the cans and bottles got involved. All that blood everywhere. It was like Christmas morning/

Some would say that it was the beer can and beer bottle that were the deciding factor. How would you respond to those accusations?”

Mr. Jack: I would say that an artist still deserves credit for his paintings, even if his brush was the deciding factor.

So what was the extent of your injuries after the match? The referee was also a paramedic. Was that maybe a sign of what was expected?

Mr. Jack: It was beautiful. Bruises in so many places, a busted lip, glass shards in my chest. The doctor said I might have suffered brain damage. Wait…he might have said that before the fight.

Don’t you need a brain to begin with, being a person who throws knives at people to make them give up outdated information?

It was at this point when Mr. Jack became physically violent and grabbed me by the back of the head, slammed me face first into the table, and held a knife to my throat until I tried to return back to the original subject.

So are you planning on defending your position as winner until the next fight comes around?”

Mr. Jack: I have no position. I’m not some fight night champ! Besides, the fight could’ve gone either way. But I’ll be there to watch the action from the outside.

What exactly was the payoff, or was it more just about victory rather than a cash incentive?

Mr. Jack: Oh sure, money is fun. I bought a big old bag of skittles and a new knife. But I’m in it for the fun, and it was so much fun.

I notice the walking stick. Is it for an injury you got at the fight, and if so, how long will it be till you’re free to fight again?

Mr. Jack: No. The cane is just for style, baby. Got to keep it fresh and hip. As for a fight, I am always ready for that.

Do you have any words for anyone else thinking of entering the next Fight Night?”

Mr. Jack: Don’t panic if you get hit so hard your vision looks like a 1980s porn dream sequence. It just means you’re doing it right.