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Seeking baby batter donor for wayward (non-grandchild producing) daughter.

Would prefer that the process happen naturally, but am open to other options; including a Solo cup and a turkey baster.

Applicant must go through a short interview process to determine swimmer suitability.

Please contact Sophia Smythe directly via text ((IM)) at 867-5309.