A Chilling Candy Killing – HOLIDAY MURDERER ON THE LOOSE?

THIS PHOTO REPRESENTS THAT A CRIME HAPPENED. Death, blood, murder, despair.

Early this morning a woman found a dead homeless man in an alley behind Dead End Memorial Hospital, this would not normally surprise anybody in the illustrious Dead End City.

The exception is this – the man seemed to have died with an erection and had a sharpened candy cane sticking out of his neck. Autopsy reports state that he did not struggle and possibly knew his killer well, such a horror, could this just be a coincidence? Have we found a calling card for some psychopath, or perhaps a new candy fetish?

Editor note: Our article has been updated to reflect that this was, in fact not a candy fetish. The urban dictionary use of  ‘candy cane‘ does not match the context of this crime.