Sunraye Homeless Services Grand Opening!

  Sunraye Homeless Services are holding a grand opening and hosting a Fund Raiser Street Party on September 16th from 1PM to 3PM There will be a raffle with many prizes, and proceedings of the raffle will go to helping the homeless. A pot luck lunch will be held, with everyone being expected to bring their favorite meal to be served in a buffet. (Bring your own bottle!) Everyone... Read More

Wanted A Few Good Men

It’s time for Public service!  Wanted Virile Sexy Men! Alternative look a plus ! Must be seductive and have a functioning penis, and be of child bearing age though beyond   the deed ,you will not be needed!! The woman in question is beautiful and pale with wide hips and a big heart, in her own words she said, ” I want more ” And I want you to give it to her!... Read More

Purple Haze Looms Over Dead End

There is a new shop in town called Purple Haze. Come join DE’s newest entrepreneur Rhiannon York for a Street Party  this Saturday , May 13 from 12-(SLT)  till the munchies  run out.  It’s always 4:20 at Purple haze ,  except for the  Street party which is at noon. This Saturday . May 13.  Read More

Real Estate Rumble!

Looking for a place to live in this fine city? Perhaps you’re new in town. Maybe you’re just looking for a change of scenery. Well you’re in luck! On Friday April 14th, I’ll be showing off some of Dead Ends finest homes and apartments. I’ll be doing an official tour at 1pm SLT, but I will be available all day if you require to see something at a different... Read More

Clean Slate

CLEAN SLATE!! Yes Dead End, We are having a clean slate event right here in our beloved city! What is a clean slate event? Well.. Its where everyone gathers in the Basket Ball courts behind Slim Goodies Diner, and if you have a grudge.. if you have beef with anyone in the town.. Lets settle it.. right then and there! Get your frustrations out from this past year, and start over... Read More


  WANTED by the Church of St Hank and the Rehabilitation program… For crimes against humanity, including but not limited to… Necrobeastialanalbuttsex, rubbing against barn yard animals, taking the Lords name in Vain, tearing the tags off of pillows, not keeping the sacrament holy, stealing Girl Scout Cookies, Kidnapping, Possibly homoerotic behavior under a Pence... Read More

Lulu’s November Special

November Drink of the Month Backwoods Bourbon Punch Ingredients MAKES 4 SERVINGS 6 ounces bourbon 3 ounces fresh grapefruit juice 2 ounces sweet vermouth 1⅓ ounces grenadine Lemon twists (for serving) Maraschino cherries (for serving) Combine bourbon, grapefruit juice, vermouth, and grenadine in a cocktail shaker filled with ice and shake vigorously until outside of shaker is... Read More

Lulu’s Halloween Bash

Lulu’s Halloween Bash Friday October 28   6pm slt Costume contest for best costume and best couple!  Read More

Advertisement: Haunted House And Corn Maze Event

Haunted House And Corn Maze Event October 12 to October 31, 2016 Venue: Dead End Pier  Read More

Advertisement: Seeking Sperm Donor

Seeking baby batter donor for wayward (non-grandchild producing) daughter. Would prefer that the process happen naturally, but am open to other options; including a Solo cup and a turkey baster. Applicant must go through a short interview process to determine swimmer suitability. Please contact Sophia Smythe directly via text ((IM)) at 867-5309.  Read More