Real Estate Rumble!


Looking for a place to live in this fine city? Perhaps you’re new in town. Maybe you’re just looking for a change of scenery. Well you’re in luck! On Friday April 14th, I’ll be showing off some of Dead Ends finest homes and apartments. I’ll be doing an official tour at 1pm SLT, but I will be available all day if you require to see something at a different... Read More

Clean Slate

CLEAN SLATE!! Yes Dead End, We are having a clean slate event right here in our beloved city! What is a clean slate event? Well.. Its where everyone gathers in the Basket Ball courts behind Slim Goodies Diner, and if you have a grudge.. if you have beef with anyone in the town.. Lets settle it.. right then and there! Get your frustrations out from this past year, and start over... Read More



  WANTED by the Church of St Hank and the Rehabilitation program… For crimes against humanity, including but not limited to… Necrobeastialanalbuttsex, rubbing against barn yard animals, taking the Lords name in Vain, tearing the tags off of pillows, not keeping the sacrament holy, stealing Girl Scout Cookies, Kidnapping, Possibly homoerotic behavior under a Pence... Read More

Lulu’s November Special


November Drink of the Month Backwoods Bourbon Punch Ingredients MAKES 4 SERVINGS 6 ounces bourbon 3 ounces fresh grapefruit juice 2 ounces sweet vermouth 1⅓ ounces grenadine Lemon twists (for serving) Maraschino cherries (for serving) Combine bourbon, grapefruit juice, vermouth, and grenadine in a cocktail shaker filled with ice and shake vigorously until outside of shaker is... Read More

Lulu’s Halloween Bash


Lulu’s Halloween Bash Friday October 28   6pm slt Costume contest for best costume and best couple!  Read More

Advertisement: Haunted House And Corn Maze Event


Haunted House And Corn Maze Event October 12 to October 31, 2016 Venue: Dead End Pier  Read More

Advertisement: Seeking Sperm Donor


Seeking baby batter donor for wayward (non-grandchild producing) daughter. Would prefer that the process happen naturally, but am open to other options; including a Solo cup and a turkey baster. Applicant must go through a short interview process to determine swimmer suitability. Please contact Sophia Smythe directly via text ((IM)) at 867-5309.  Read More

Business Spotlight: Cherry Bomb Escorts


Cherry Bomb Escorts is a escort agency on the corner of Crimson Avenue  that had its grand opening on September 3, 2016. We sat down with owner Cherry to find out more. Cherry. What was it that made you decide to open Cherry Bomb? Cherry: There are lots of girls wandering the streets, so I wanted to give them a safe place to work in, and a place they can crash in if needed.... Read More

DEPD Now Hiring [Advertisement]

PD Now hiring

The DEPD is now hiring! Please see any member of the police department to apply. But word to the wise: if you see the Captain, you had better come prepared.   The Dead End Daily does not endorse any of the contents of this advertisement, and is publishing it only in the spirit of a free press.  Read More

Advertorial: What is a Defense Attorney?

by Miya Crivello Criminal Defense Attorney As advocates for defendants who are accused of breaking the law, defense lawyers are sometimes misunderstood because many aspects of criminal law itself are misunderstood. For example: If a defendant confides to his lawyer that he did indeed commit the crime, the lawyer does not have to disclose the client’s admission of guilt to... Read More