Red Light Entertainment Casting Call

The management of the newly-refurbished Red Light Entertainment (RLE) studio is looking for motivated, highly-skilled, ethically-challenged, and morally-suspect crew members, performers, and entertainers for entry level positions in all aspects of the off-Broadway entertainment industry! Work is part time, cum-as-you-are, but with opportunities for advancement in every aspect of... Read More

Welcome to the Jungle party: Sunday, January 24

Re-opening party of Lyss’s Lair Opening party for DE Lair Productions The old Lair fell victim to flames, but like the phoenix, it has risen in a new location! Venue: Lyss’s Lair in Dead Drop [SLURL]. Date: Sunday, January 24, 2016 Time: 10:00 a.m. SLT Welcome to the jungle. Get out your Tarzan and Jane skins, Conan pants and panther loincloths, and come party... Read More

Now Hiring Pure Bliss Spa

A new spa is coming to town! Opening soon and currently looking for trained and non-trained Masseuses. Are you a people person? Like to make people feel relaxed and happy?  If so join the staff at Pure Bliss Spa a place for the Mind~Body~Soul. Will help the right applicant become licensed, so all applicants are encouraged to stop by our new location in the Asian District, located... Read More

Apartment for Rent

Location: Above Irezumi Ink on the corner of S. Inquisitor Dr. and Key Rd. in the Asian District, across from the South Side Subway in Dead End. Property: Spacious Studio Loft, can be used as apartment or office space, or for a small business. Financials: Rent L$250 per week, minimum rental 1 week. Prims 20. Features: The ideal downtown loft! Prime Asian District location facing... Read More

Dead End Daily to announce new Editor

by Staff Reporter The Dead End Daily plans to announce its new Editor with a open house Jan. 9 from 5 to 8 p.m. Refreshments will be served and staff will be on hand to greet the public and talk about the services the Daily can offer the community.  Read More

Introducing Miss M

You crave it. You’ve been bad. You need to be punished. Mistress M can fill your needs and desires! She will punish you as you deserve and leave you begging for more. Special requests on a case-by-case basis, to setup an appointment call 1-600-222-1111. Disclaimer: In accordance with Michigan laws no sexual contact is allowed. Bestiality, necrophilia, and anything involving... Read More


Seeking bodyguard for an anonymous client. Male preferred. Must enjoy fast food, diced pineapples, cooked shrimp, and long walks on the beach. Salary negotiable, to be discussed in person. Contact K. Villota at the Dead End Daily offices for an interview.  Read More

Employment at the New Dawn Center for Enlightenment

The New Dawn is seeking those looking to earn extra money to work around the center keeping the Manor clean, cooking meals, and basically any other tasks given to you.  We are seeking those that do not mind strict discipline while we provide you the training that you will need to perform to our wishes.  Clothing is optional of course but for those that are shy, any sort of maid... Read More


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Bodyguard Wanted

Seeking a bodyguard! Can you watch over me without trying to get me naked? Can you keep me safe without the drama of your love life showing up at my doorstep? I am looking for someone to keep me safe. They must be okay with the smell of diesel oil as well as the sound of motor cycles. If you have relationship issues please do not apply I don’t want your drama. To apply please... Read More