Pizza Slut Now Hiring
The Pizza Slut is now hiring for all positions. Everything from pizza delivery to managers. All employees get free food and drinks if they work of course. Pizza is in high demand all over DE and we are looking for folks to man the ovens and cash registers. Be part of something great and come in today! Read More
Red Herring Fall Special
Ladies and Gentleman it is that time of year again! Leaves are slowly changing colors and starting to fall, and the nights are getting colder! The Red Herring and it’s staff would like to invite you to join them in welcome the Fall season! Pumpkin treats will be available, as well as treats from the special case, and Regular Baked Goods. It is also the 25th(ic) Birthday for Owner... Read More
Dating Guru Wanted
Dead End Daily is searching for a hot new columnist and feature reporter. Are you Dead End’s greatest dating guru? A jalapeño in the food of love? The city’s number one paper is looking for a sex god or goddess with the gift to express. From flirting tips to bondage knots, come share your passion with the city. With a fantastic employee package and city-wide access... Read More
Apartment for Rent
For Rent Apartment for Rent Location: Above Irezumi Ink on the corner of S. Inquisitor Dr. and Key Rd. in the Asian District, across from the South Side Subway in Dead End. Property: Spacious Studio Loft, can be used as apartment or office space, or for a small business. Financials: Rent L$150 per week, minimum rental 1 week. Prims 10. Features: The ideal downtown loft! Prime Asian... Read More
DEMH. Get Healed. Get Hired.
Dead End Memorial Hospital and Asylum have revamped a number of systems to better serve you! We offer more state of the art care than anyone in the Dead End city limits, all available through our friendly and professional staff. Come on down and see us for that boil. Call and make an appointment to have that “wink, wink” removed. We don’t judge. Free of... Read More
Now Hiring: Kink Ink
Kink Ink is looking for people interested in becoming tattoo artist or piercers, or who have prior experience in tattooing and piercing. No prior experience is needed! We will train you over a two week period, with some of our finest tattooist and piercers! So don’t be shy, Come on down to Kink Ink, and complete an application today, and become a member of our very Inky... Read More
Employment Opportunities! Management Needed!
Are you looking for some honest employment here in Dead End? Several local businesses are in search of management. Do you considered yourself a leader? Are you Management material? Make a name for yourself? Take Charge and Make a Change? Stop by and apply for a management position at these locations: DE Daily News Cinema Icky Quicky Mart Dicks Halfway Inn Apply in person... Read More
Space for Rent
Space for Rent Location: Above Irezumi Ink on the corner of S. Inquisitor Dr. and Key Rd. in the Asian District, across from the South Side Subway in Dead End. Property: Spacious Studio Loft, can be used as apartment or office space, or for a small business. Financials: Rent L$150 per week, minimum rental 1 week. Prims 10. Features: The ideal downtown loft! Prime Asian District... Read More
Studly Male Officer Seeking a Companion
Officer Jack Getting Cozy in the Tub Bisexual male seeking hot doctor who loving, cop tolerating, stubborn, well-endowed male or female, for crazy cop named Jack. Officer II Jack Jameston needs much loving, a strong hand, and some naughty handcuff play. He’s kinky folks, so make sure you’re able to match him! Do not apply if you are small, rude little blond Japanese man... Read More
Seeking Male Companionship
Seeking Companion Seeking one handsome, respectful young man to seriously date, and perhaps one day marry my daughter. She is a successful Lieutenant with the DEPD and would do well to settle down and produce grand babies. Applicant will need a firm hand and nerves of steel. Please contact Sophia Smythe at 555-867-5309 for a rigorous interview. Read More
