Funeral Parlor Seeks Employees
Help Wanted- Wolfbane and Thistlewood Funerals seeking reliable people to fill open job positions. Secretary/clerk, grounds keeper, morgue assistants. Must enjoy working with the public, some heavy lifting expected. Please contact Phoebe Wolfbane if interested. Read More
Lost Elephant– Reward If Found!
Lost elephant. It is very important that I find him. He’s fucking huge and wearing a black hat so he should be fairly recognizable and can’t be hiding in too many places. Reward if found. It is very possible he maybe be found stomping spiders. Do not attempt to stop him and by all means, do not go near the spiders. My phone has been stolen, so please contact... Read More
Security Wanted
Help Wanted- The 8s is now hiring security staff for morning and night shifts. Experience and the ability to handle your own in a fight and not break everything in the bar is a must. Interested persons please call 555-4336 or stop in and speak to Lucas Bayne. ((In world IM Demortiques Resident)) Read More
Photographers & Reporters Wanted!
HELP WANTED Freelance Writers/Reporters– willing to cover local stories, fulfill assignments in timely manner. An interest in learning the truth ad willingness to go the extra mile a must. Columnists– Horoscopes, Advice to the Lovelorn, Helpful Household Hints? We’ve got a place for you as well. If you’re interested in running a bi weekly column please... Read More
Flame of Truth seeking volunteers
The Flame of Truth is a non-profit charity, aimed at helping the city’s homeless population to get back on their feet. We operate a shelter, provide three daily meals, shower facilities, and assist with job placement. How you can help. We exist on your donations and your volunteered time. Donations are always welcome, as well as the help of those willing to donate their time... Read More
Help Wanted – Fresh Foods Market
Help Wanted- Service minded people to work in new Organic Market. Much be clean, friendly and dependable. We’re looking for cashiers, a butcher and one or two burly blokes to keep shoplifters at bay. Apply in person at Fresh Foods Market located at the end of Lonely Way just next to the DMV or call 555-7303 ask for Thomas. (( In World IM texasthomas resident)) Read More
Body Mod Artist Wanted
Help Wanted- Tattooers & Piercers with experience and a sense of style for re-opened parlor in Red Light District. Call 555-9123 Ask for Madi (( IM Alyst Resident)) Read More
Missing — Reward If Found!
One pair of balls: Miniscule wrinkled and far too hairy. Last seen on a certain clown. Eager to have them returned ! Can remain on said beaten down clown or be lopped off and tossed in a jar. If delivered in jar proof they came from clown must be given ( pics or it didn’t happen!) . Willing to pay handsomely in cash or goods, your choice. Call 555-1987 to... Read More
Help Wanted- Irezumi Ink
Irezumi Ink is accepting applications for motivated artists and apprentices to join our team! We are an established artist-owned shop in the heart of the Asian District in Dead End located in a high visibility area just across from the South Side Subway . If you love what you do and are looking for a great environment, this shop is for you! We are also looking for management positions. Please... Read More
Busted Knuckles Now Hiring
Busted Knuckles Garage, and it’s new owner operator Car looking rough? Caked in salt and grime from the long winter? Look no further! The Busted Knuckles Garage now offers Auto Detailing! On special for the month of March stop in today and get your car or truck spring cleaned! Friendly Service & On Site work! Tire Repair & Lock out Service Call the Busted... Read More
