Letters to the Editor: A Chaotic Soul Asks for Help

Low crime rate sounds odd for Dead End with the amount of crime that actually happens in our fair city, That needs to change. I call on criminals of DE, to go out and harass citizens or other criminal types, break windows, burn things. DEPD isn’t going to rule over us anymore they won’t be our downfall or keep us in control. Bring Chaos you heathens turn this city on... Read More

Dead End Records Record Low Crime Rate: First time in Decades !

Washington DC isn’t the only town  being saved  by the arrival  of a bronzed , crime warrior of the people!  Tarra Thorton has been riding high on a wave of popularity , since essentially ending crime  in Dead End  as we know it.  Her recipe  for serving up  law and order ? Kicking ass, all day every day.   Since taking the helm of the Police department , This ... Read More

The Victims of the DE Bridge Bombing.

The Victims of the DE Bridge Bombing. By: Tiffany Thorson Staff Writer/Photographer   I don’t want to get known as the girl who brings doom and gloom to the paper, but I wanted to honor the ones who died in the best way I could.  I started by checking to see who had been reported missing in the week since the blast that not only the city but the country as well.  I started... Read More

First Hand Account of the Recent Attacks

The Terrorist Attack on Dead End, A firsthand account. By: DE Daily staff writer/photographer Tiffany Thorson I guess the most disturbing part about the attack was that it was just like any other day. I didn’t know that I was going to be pinned under a car when the day started, and I didn’t know that I would be part of something that made national news. I read the headlines... Read More

Body Found in Front of Daily Offices

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The police were called to a grisly scene in front of our very own office this week. A woman’s body was found on the sidewalk just steps away from the Daily doors. Sources say it appears the victim was subjected to a brutal sexual assault that may have involved a blade of some kind based on the wounds. There was also a word carved into her chest, but the words were unintelligible.... Read More

Dead End Police Department Penetrated

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I sat down with Captain Tarra Thorton on Monday and asked her a few questions about the Dead End Police Department. It has been rather quiet the last couple of weeks. Can we attribute that to fine policing, or is this just the calm before the storm? Thorton: “You can never have enough cops in a city like this. The roster is growing though, which is a good thing.” Maybe... Read More

What do we know about the Adherents Of Belial?

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Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the author and her opinion alone, and do not necessarily reflect the opinion or position of any member of staff from the Dead End Daily News or the newspaper itself. Over the past two years I have reported on, and been a victim of the crimes of the Adherents Of Belial.  To many they are a public menace,... Read More

Was The District Attorney Stabbing Justified?

The Dead End Law Offices Just a short time ago there was a huge uproar as the city council was cleared out and new officials elected. Do we really know who we elected? Can we really trust the council members that have sworn to do whats best for our city? Last night, September 8th, there was a stabbing at the district attorney’s office that left Pagan Newport-Yheng in the hospital... Read More

DP Productions’ Fight Night: Mr. Jack vs Bex Kozel

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In Dead End City, any night is a good night for a beating the piss out of someone. That is what we saw on Tuesday night, when the monthly DP Productions Fight Night took place at DP Productions’ own bar on the lot of their studio and office complex in Southeastern Dead Fall. As with any event of this kind, a member of the local emergency services was on standby to act... Read More

Water Park Grand Opening/Theft?

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  There is a new water park in Dead End, or just outside of it.  It has a large above ground pool, with decking, a sand yard, sauna, bar, and ample seating and shade provided by umbrellas of different sorts.  Having attended the party for it’s opening, I was struck by the grandeur honestly, that and the fact that there seemed to have been quite a lot of horseplay that... Read More