Who Polices the Paper?
As Editor, it is my hard job to try and sift through the sources and facts of an article, especially those that are controversial. The paper will always be hated by someone in a story that involves even the mildest conflicts. So, when the Daily News received a rebuttal from the DEPD about the latest editorial ‘Who Will Police the Police’ it wasn’t surprising to... Read More
Innocence And Lust: Pornography in Dead End City
She climbs from the back of the cab; the driver crassly empties his fare with little ceremony. Wide-eyed, she looks to the cluttered skyline then down to the trash strewn streets on which the firmament of our fair city is laid. Brushing her hair from her eyes, she takes a breath and steps away from the... Read More
Who Will Police the Police?
Shock and panic occured at Lulu’s today as this reporter captured live images of this fallen young man. Clearly a deadly mix of drugs and alcohol was a factor in his tragic fall. This reporter has discovered that the victim is none other than one of Dead End’s “finest” Nick Courtois. I would be remiss to assume that a police officer’s personal... Read More
Dead End City Dam Blueprint Leaked
The Daily has come across an interesting find – blueprints for the construction of a dam that will help power the city. It was good news at first, until it was realized that these plans were passed without the voters’ knowledge. The blueprints came from an anonymous source in the urban planning committee who must have not been too happy this was passed, so the Daily... Read More
Dead End: The City Underneath
Dead End. This is the city. A city beneath a city. Not so much in the literal sense. Although there is an expansive sewer system full of some of the best smelling citizens around in case you’re interested. This is a city where the surface reveals nothing. It is what is underneath, if you can find it, that counts. Behind every locked door. Under every blade of grass, if... Read More
DEMH Clinical Depression or Malpractice?
As a massive hypochondriac, I see myself checking in and out of the Dead End Memorial Hospital more often then not. Most of the time its proven that I have nothing whatsoever wrong with me and I am normally tossed out like a trash bag along with the rest of the hypochondriacs. But something has changed … a changing of the tides or a redirection of the wind at the DEMH,... Read More
Santa Claus Rapist Caught
Dear Santa, This year for Christmas I want a picture for Christmas. Not just any picture but a picture of you. Oh, what’s that Santa? You say you already sent me one or is that two? Well you sexy reindeer humping pervert how sweet of you! Well would you look at that? Your belly isn’t fat like a bowel full of jelly. Looking at the lack of a bulge in that pimp ass dollar... Read More
Lulu’s Bar and Grill Reopened, but at What Cost??
Late last night the long empty scene of Lulu’s Bar and Grill was reopened to the public. But at what cost? The city’s streets have been free of the watering hole for weeks and the community spirit has never been higher. There was a group effort to clean up the eyesore that the building had become as the police worked around the clock to find the causes of the... Read More
A Coward Crawls Among Us
A thing who calls himself a man. A man who believes his title of “Master” has poisoned a member of the Dead End Daily Staff, beat her and threatened her co-workers if she didn’t submit to the “man’s” (and I say that very sarcastically) wishes. Only a weak, self pitying and angry little man-child would do something so utterly disgusting and cowardly.... Read More
The Spirit of Dead End
This paper has become a shining light of negativity in the fair metropolis of Dead End, and I for one think it’s time to change that. I mean, think about it, everyone in this town has an angle, and are willing to stop at nothing to get what they need. To me this city is a shining example of the human need and desire to adapt and overcome. It’s amazing and downright uplifting... Read More
