Lundi Gras in Dead End

This Monday evening, otherwise known as Lundi Gras for those who are from the Big Easy, saw the police chief yet again up to her shenanigans, this time near the Pizza Slut.  Perhaps incensed at being portrayed as a scheming old codger who betrays couples at weddings, she this time attired herself as Lady Godiva, at least according to one resident who said “Well you see Pooh,... Read More

Of Weddings and Whips, the Yin and Yheng at the Bus Station this Sunday

On Sunday, Jan. 31, the Yhengs, apparently a wealthy and powerful family of the city, gathered in order to celebrate the union of Xelan Yheng to Sheyui Yheng.  I had all intentions of writing a simple article full with platitudes about the lovely bride and the handsome groom, and their happy family and the like; and indeed those were all present. The bride was bedazzled in a lovely... Read More

Pawn Queen Refutes Accusations, Blames DEPD

Recently, Xelan Yheng, whose birth name is Xelan Morgath, has claimed to be falsely accused of various crimes and stated her wish to publicly defend herself and her organization. Yheng is the head of Public Services Dead End, and enjoys horse riding, fast cars, and sailing with her fiance. Supporter of Dead End Society Firstly, Yheng clarified she was not responsible for the recent... Read More

Editorial: The disgrace of the DEPD

A few weeks ago, a story was submitted to the paper for publication about a mother that lost her child. But as the story was told, the more the truth came out. It would seem, the  Dead End Police Department’s leadership seem to think they can do as they please, beat and belittle prisoners and even steal babies to be given to Social Services if they deem the mother unfit.... Read More

The Legend of Dead End

City officials have cordoned off a section of beach behind the warehouses on the shore. Though we weren’t able to see much, we were able to confirm that an aged box, resembling a chest, had washed up in a tide caused by the recent winter storms. Just as we were peeling back the layers of this story, a new cold front threatened to roll in and I decided it was best to cancel our... Read More

Overturned Convictions Force Crackdown

LANSING – Representatives of the state legislature convened for sessions just prior to the Thanksgiving holiday.  While they were slated to discuss Game and Wildlife preservation, the conversations at the capitol turned to focus on a new study revealing high rates of overturned convictions in Michigan courts.  Representatives were understandably furious over some of the... Read More

Setting the Record Straight.

The Daily would like to apologise to Ming and Tailia Yheng for an advert submitted in bad faith which was erroneously published earlier this week. The advert “Horny Yhengs Are Waiting For You” stated that respected business woman, Ming Yheng and one of her many offspring (who can keep count?) were available at dirt low prices for sexy funtimes. This is not the case. In... Read More

Satan’s Salon or Beleaguered Business?

It seems that while criminals are trying to destroy our city through violence, some citizens have taken to trying to tear our legitimate businesses down with false or trumped up charges against the hard working entrepreneurs that are working to rebuild our town.  Just recently, an anonymous tip came in to our paper charging an employee of drugging and molesting a patron of the... Read More

Zombie Viruses and Dating

Hello again dear readers! It is I, Misha the Dating Guru. This week, I want to talk to you about our recent zombie virus outbreak and the effects it had on the dating scene! I know the first thing that comes to mind when you think about the recent viral outbreak is not “how does this improve my chances for a date?” But believe it or not it was a golden opportunity to... Read More

Dr Ming’s Medical Matters

Dear readers, I is happy for introducing myself in the most humble manner, my name is Dr. Yheng and this is be first one of regular medical columns for Deadend Daily Newspeeper. Each column is handle different aspect of medical advice you can use at you have home or outside or at school or in bar or in shop or in car or in everywhere. This number one edition is mentioning burn wounds... Read More