The New Sword and Shield of Justice
Long have the enemies of all that is true and right in the world plagued our city. Like the Vikings of old, the brigands of the back alleys have descended upon our streets, raiding, pillaging, raping, and burning all that the good people of this city have struggled to build. Our beleaguered police have been fighting a brutal war since this city was incorporated, one they have... Read More
Introducing the Dating Guru!
Greetings and hello. fellow residents of Dead End who have no clue how to date! I am Misha Yheng and I am here to solve all your dating problems and give you good advice about how to entrap…I mean capture…ummm…no…I mean snare…wait…what is the correct word? Ah! Yes, to win the heart and soul of your one true love! In the coming weeks I will be... Read More
Ashley’s World: How Not To Get Drunk
Dead End – city of sex, drugs and rock & roll. Without it nobody could stand this bleak pit of half-existence. But how is a hard working girl to achieve her daily dose of numbness to get through the day? Snorting a line during a toilet break is fine and it helps you meet deadlines. But that only means it makes you work harder, not less. Booze is a far better solution... Read More
Union Strike Broken
As if crime and violence weren’t enough for this city to contend with, it appears that the civil agitators intent on destabilizing our community to create a lawless and chaotic breeding ground for their parasitic greed. If you are wondering why the news has been hard to get as of late, you can blame the union at the DE Daily’s printing press for trying to strangle local... Read More
A Citizen’s Feud
Madison Montana It seems once more our rambunctious citizens have discovered a way to prove just how much we need law and order in this city, and how obeying those in a position to preserve that order is paramount to a stable community. Just recently, a dispute erupted between one Madison Montana and a Ming Yheng, an altercation the police wisely attempted to intervene in. Ms.... Read More
DEPD: Drinking On the Job
For most cops, walking the beat can be a tedious and unrewarding chore. Not so, for Officer Raive Darkstone. He’s found a way to liven up even the longest shifts: drinking heavily. Drunk in Charge of a Tazer. “Can I get a pint of coke… only fill it with whiskey… and forget the coke,” Darkstone said, while speaking to the bartender at Lulu’s.... Read More
Daily Dating #1. Love, lust and DEMH
Daily Dating is a brand new feature to the paper. Seen somebody in passing you hadn’t the nerve to approach? Then do it through us. Just looking for someone to share a drink with on a lonely night? Reach out. Whether you’re looking for love, friendship or just a good roll in the hay, we want to get you connected. All submissions are posted anonymously (although you... Read More
The Thin Blue Shield
Lately in America it has become more and more acceptable to express outrage at the police, and question their tactics and purpose in our cities. Even more so here in Dead End, where their actions are constantly scrutinized and dissected by us, in a desperate search to equate them to the very criminals they are protecting us from. No one would venture to say the whole of the DE Police... Read More
Church? There’s a Church here?
Religion. Do a Google search and you will get a few different definitions. Let’s focus on this one though; “A pursuit or interest to which someone ascribes supreme importance.” I’ve lived in town for a number of years and, although I’ve seen the church and the nuns (some good, some on fire, but mostly bad) come and go, I have been hard pressed to find... Read More
Attention All The.Rapists.
Dear Dead End, It’s been forever since we last spoke. And my, how so little has changed. The streets as filthy as a post-apocalyptic hell-hole. Corruption in the forces who once swore oaths to protect and serve adding a silent addendum no doubt “…my own interests and those of my friends.”And yet, as they say #NotAllOfficials The same potholes in the roads,... Read More
