Dick’s Halfway Inn Under New Ownership
For any resident of Dead End from Dead Fall to Dead Drop, when you mention the name Dick’s people instantly think of the Red Light District… and, naturally they would mean the ever popular motel down the end of Crimson Avenue. Of course unknown to many this popular destination for weary travellers and stag parties wanting to make the most of their night out (or simply... Read More
Diner Employees Declare War & End Up Arrested
Syndcate members stopped by Slim goodies to show their displeasure at how former waitress had been treated upon her last visit. Diner war. Sounds like something you’d see on the Food Network doesn’t it? Where they battle off for who’s got the best chili cheese fries or homemade meatloaf recipe. Sadly in Dead end, it’s nothing so yummy. What started with... Read More
Massage Parlor Fire Injures Four
Trapped inside the massage parlor by flames the bevy of beauties fled to the second floor where they eventually leapt from the window to the street below. All sustained injuries. Saturday Dec 27th was not a good day for the ladies of Rub One Out Massage Parlor. According to police reports shortly after members of the popular local gang ” The Syndicate” left word on... Read More
Someone Call Animal Control! Raccoon Invades Local Bar
Raccoon, dubbed ” a rat” by And Waters spend some time traumatizing Ms. Waters before fleeing the ruckus leaving behind a trail of urine. In a town where drinking is second only to rape in local hobbies, one would think running a bar would be both lucrative and pretty simple. Unfortunately that seems to be quite the opposite when it comes to running the local pool hall... Read More
“The Best Coffee In DE” Turns Out To Be Anything But
Or is it? It’s no secret I used to work at a coffee shop. Yep, for several years I was manager at the Red Herring and your illustrious editor, Kahlen Vaniva, was the owner during that time. I brewed many a pot of the finest tasting cups of joe this town as ever seen, so believe me when I say I know a thing or two about coffee. While the RH is a coffee and bakery shop,... Read More
The Little Car That Couldn’t
The Red Herring delivery car with Ms. Waters at the helm. We’ll call it RH1 The Red Herring has always been on the front line of new and provocative thoughts. From changing the decor and menu to fit the seasons to promotions like Topless Tuesday or the Fall Festival photo contest. The latest big idea to spring forth from the pastry kitchen? Mobile delivery. That’s... Read More
Corven Identified As MacClawden Assailant
Pharaoh’s Used Books, the site of the assault. Monday afternoon was a rather traumatic one for the recently returned to work Vie MacClawden of Pharaoh’s Used Books. According to police reports Mrs. MacClawden was working in the bookstore when a man, later identified as Jessie Corven entered carrying a cane. Vie MacClawden, found bound inside Pharaoh’s... Read More
Dead End Gets Perfucted
The entrance to Perfucted You in the red light district Here’s a question not often asked in this paper, how’s your love life? Has it been a little stagnant? Having trouble weeding through the rapists, thugs and overall hooligans to find an agreeable dating partner? Or is it a hooligan lost in a sea of nice guys/girls that you seek? Whatever the case, head down... Read More
Hedonist Casino Goes All In With New Owner
The entrance to the Hedonist Casino, just behind Easy 8’s The Hedonist Casino landed in Dead End a few years ago through a series of tangled legal loopholes which allowed the business to have legal gambling on the premises. However, few of the past regimes have made much use of this unique and potentially lucrative feature, choosing instead to operate more as a bar... Read More
New Owner and New Plans For An Old Business- Jade Dragon
The Jade’s new owner Kaito ( center) with employees showing off the Jade’s new uniforms. The Jade Dragon has been through many changes in both location, owner , venue and menu evolving to suit the needs of the city until it is what you see today. A tiny, faintly dirty sushi bar tucked sitting just at the edge of the Asian district. A sushi bar that has been... Read More
