Gang Violence Erupts in Lulu’s In Typical Friday Night Fashion

In what apparently started as a ” Disagreement’ between members of “the Syndicate” and another local group,  police have learned are called  The Static bandits or ” The Bandits” in Lulu’s bar spilled out onto Cinema Square last night.  Though it’s not certain what prompted the brawl, bystanders and police assume it has much to do... Read More

Revealing Interview With TKO Dojo Owner Post-Grand Opening

Andi Waters proudly posing in front of TKO Dojo Wednesday, April 16th marked the highly anticipated grand opening of DE’s own TKO Dojo. The self-defense studio offers group classes as well as private sessions to those seeking the knowledge and physical training to protect and defend themselves from any hostile attack. While group sessions may be an affordable option for some,... Read More

Local Business Raided! Contraband Found! No Arrests?

Police arrived in force to raid the Red Herring It’s no secret drugs move around our city almost as freely as in any other city, maybe even a little more so.  There are rumors of a large distribution network operating in the shadows, through the sewers and alleys and, in some cases, into the back doors of local businesses.  Much of the time, the DEPD looks the other way,... Read More

Slim Goodies Diner Under New Ownership

Madison Montana owner of Slim Goodies The collision of two boats just beyond Dead End’s docks provided stories of a chlorine fog, looters wearing gas masks and then an explosion that rained down supplies of all kinds upon the city, including the most unexpected of statues perhaps ever commissioned.  For some, it was a time of confusion and fear followed by a mad scramble... Read More

Clowns, Hostages and Cars Crash The Red Herring

Car plowing through the window of the RH The Red Herring, the coffee house and bakery is known for its calm and tranquil setting, a place for one to relax with a soothing foam latte in one hand and a tasty blueberry scone in the next.  Unfortunately, last night it was a place of terror.   In the late evening hours, shop owner Ren arrived at her business and curiously found the... Read More

Dead End Seeks Help

With recent attacks gang war fare and the still slow rate of shipping using trucks instead of the mass transit of huge cargo boats coming into Dead End giving us an abundance of resources and fresh cash we have to rely on trains and trucks. This is a two fold problem because our fair city runs on the backs of ships meaning we don’t get the fresh dollars coming into Dead... Read More

Red Herring, Cursed?

Attack at the Red Herring, Again! This morning the Red Herring was the scene of another terrifying event in our fair city, some are beginning to say that the current owner Ren, is cursed, she’s had nothing but problems since taking ownership, a fire, stabbings, destruction, mayhem and mischief have plagued her since. Our thoughts and prayers go out to her and all staff at... Read More

St. Patrick’s Day In Dead End

St. Patrick’s Day was created to commemorate the the Saint himself and the arrival of Christianity in Ireland.  Over time, the celebration of Irish heritage and culture has been added to the holiday.  But you don’t have to be Irish to have a great time on the 18th, though we do recommend wearing green unless you like being pinched.  Below is a list of a some of the... Read More

Lulu’s Bar Vandalized, Owner Outraged

Grainy CCTV Photo, Perhaps it’s time Lulu’s upgrades. The all too familiar watering hole Lulu’s is the talk of the town once again, as it’s owner and manager work diligently to rid the place of the noxious smell that still seems to linger throughout Cinema square after Bean Newport’s latest prank.  What the small asian did to draw the ire of the typically... Read More

Exploding Cake Attack on The Rough House

Mid afternoon on Tuesday and a small group of good friends are enjoying a free and celebratory drink at the Rough House.  The celebration was one of relief that an incipient altercation only minutes earlier had been averted when a fight broke up in its early stages.  The relief at the receding of this problem was only short-lived, as a lady in a striking red and black latex catsuit,... Read More