The Crimson Fucker Strikes Again
A previous article suggested that after carrying out an attack against Andi Waters, owner of Miss Kitty’s Tea Shop and identified member of the Syndicate, that her alleged fiance Deus Richards and the business he owns, the Easy Eight Pool Hall might be the next target of the Crimson Fucker. The prediction was spot on as that was exactly what took place the other night.... Read More
Panda Productions Casting Call a Partial Success, More Bodies Needed!
Locals settle in to wait to audition for ” The Toxin” The Panda House Productions last night went with mixed reviews. Several people showed up to get their parts in the newest Hollywood Blockbuster The Toxin starting Alister Keenan and Marisol Hendes Being Produced by Sam Axe. Several people even got their roles discovered and their spot in Hollywood assigned to... Read More
Winter Carnival Theater Kills, Police Uninterested
Winter Carnival, the site of horror and tragedy. The Winter Carnival was supposed to be a bit of fun in the midst of hardship. A break from job hunting, standing in line at the unemployment office, an excuse to get out of the house and put a smile on your face. The profits made from the tickets after a night of ” theater” were supposed to go towards helping to relieve... Read More
New Years Ball @ Club Marcello
Golf Cart Chaos
Bean Newport being chased through Dead End in gold cart by business owner Al Moran Local mischief maker Bean Newport is jailed once again after pulling a prank on Al Moran, owner of the local comic book store. Apparently Ms. Newport managed to fill the comic book shop with foam before taking off on a golf cart. Ms. Moran chased after, reportedly shouting insults and threats... Read More
Slutsgiving is here.
Call us today! I was in my favorite pizza place today when the owner, Akirameta Hikimo came in with a big stack of fliers for her staff to hand out. I asked Ms. Hikimo what was up and she told me all about Slutsgiving, the national holiday that most have never heard of. Turns out that we have all been taught the events of the pilgrims with a slight twist to the truth. Ms. Hikimo... Read More
Bloodied Bean Causes Chaos
“Why so serious?” was the question on everyone’s lips late on Monday night when a bloody fray broke out across the road from Pharaoh’s books. Spewing the pavements with blood and laughter – most of it her own – local arcade owner Bean Newport-Yheng appeared to have suffered something of a breakdown. Her clothes splattered in blood as she launched... Read More
Club Marcello ‘Monster Mash’ Draws Dozens Wednesday Night
Club Marcello drew dozens Wednesday night at their ‘Monster Mash’ Celebration. Local partiers dressed up in their sexiest and scariest costumes as the DJ blasted out hits for the patrons who shook their stuff out on the dance floor. Two dancers rocked the stage throughout the duration of the event while onlookers sipped and in some cases slammed from the wide assortment... Read More
Shenannigans In the Square!
The night before Halloween is usually a night full of mischief and misdeeds, pranks and this year was no exception. A rare jaunt outside of my shop proved that when the first sight to greet anyone entering Cinema Square was a naked and crab walking Blake O’bannon. As this reporter stepped closer to the small crowd of women, an onion ring was launched, ring toss style to... Read More
Anjel Masala: Community Leader, Entertainment Specialist
Anjel Masala: “Our Police and Firemen are always welcome to come in and have a drink on the house and release some stress. Even the boys and girls in blue surely have an itch they need scratched.” Sunday Night I met up with Anjel Masala who is the sole owner and operator at the landmark club Dark Room located at Crimson Avenue. We discussed some of his civic accomplishments... Read More
