Citizen Drugged at Slim Goodies’ Diner
Slm Goodies Diner On the morning of Sunday, January fourth a Dead End Resident who wishes to remain anonymous was drugged with an unknown hallucinogenic substance while dining at Slim Goodies Diner. The victim is reportedly not a part of the dispute and she is left wondering why she was targeted. “I just don’t get it. All I wanted was some breakfast, but instead I spent the... Read More
Terrorists Gas Citizens
Host Ky Niimura, owner of Lulu’s bar, is being held for questioning along with half a dozen party goers. The oft in danger Kyo Niimura was arrested last night, the charges? Terrorism! And it just might stick. Amidst the late New Years Celebration Masquerade sponsored Mr. Niimura and Lulu’s bar revelers enjoyed free champagne, food and a live DJ. Unfortunately... Read More
Dick’s Halfway Inn Under New Ownership
For any resident of Dead End from Dead Fall to Dead Drop, when you mention the name Dick’s people instantly think of the Red Light District… and, naturally they would mean the ever popular motel down the end of Crimson Avenue. Of course unknown to many this popular destination for weary travellers and stag parties wanting to make the most of their night out (or simply... Read More
Lulu’s January Drink Special
Champagne Cocktail 1 cube sugar Angostura bitters Sparkling wine Lemon twist, for garnish Put sugar cube in a Champagne glass. Lightly sprinkle the sugar cube with Angostura bitters and pour in enough sparkling wine to fill the glass. A perfect holiday beverage! Happy New Years! Read More
Diner Employees Declare War & End Up Arrested
Syndcate members stopped by Slim goodies to show their displeasure at how former waitress had been treated upon her last visit. Diner war. Sounds like something you’d see on the Food Network doesn’t it? Where they battle off for who’s got the best chili cheese fries or homemade meatloaf recipe. Sadly in Dead end, it’s nothing so yummy. What started with... Read More
Massage Parlor Fire Injures Four
Trapped inside the massage parlor by flames the bevy of beauties fled to the second floor where they eventually leapt from the window to the street below. All sustained injuries. Saturday Dec 27th was not a good day for the ladies of Rub One Out Massage Parlor. According to police reports shortly after members of the popular local gang ” The Syndicate” left word on... Read More
Someone Call Animal Control! Raccoon Invades Local Bar
Raccoon, dubbed ” a rat” by And Waters spend some time traumatizing Ms. Waters before fleeing the ruckus leaving behind a trail of urine. In a town where drinking is second only to rape in local hobbies, one would think running a bar would be both lucrative and pretty simple. Unfortunately that seems to be quite the opposite when it comes to running the local pool hall... Read More
Lulu’s December Drink
Mistletoe Martini Ingredients: 2 oz vodka 2 oz orange juice 3 oz cranberry tea, chilled 3/4 oz lemon juice 3 tsp sugar Crushed Granola Instructions: Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well. Strain into two chilled cocktail rimmed with crushed granola. Garish with maraschino cherry or pine. The perfect cocktail to get you and your potential lover (hopefully... Read More
“The Best Coffee In DE” Turns Out To Be Anything But
Or is it? It’s no secret I used to work at a coffee shop. Yep, for several years I was manager at the Red Herring and your illustrious editor, Kahlen Vaniva, was the owner during that time. I brewed many a pot of the finest tasting cups of joe this town as ever seen, so believe me when I say I know a thing or two about coffee. While the RH is a coffee and bakery shop,... Read More
The Little Car That Couldn’t
The Red Herring delivery car with Ms. Waters at the helm. We’ll call it RH1 The Red Herring has always been on the front line of new and provocative thoughts. From changing the decor and menu to fit the seasons to promotions like Topless Tuesday or the Fall Festival photo contest. The latest big idea to spring forth from the pastry kitchen? Mobile delivery. That’s... Read More
