Twitch Arrested

“Twitch” surrounded by Det Alsop and Lt. Blackheart moments before the arrest The two men who recently tried to turn a woman into a human torch in front of the DE Daily are now both behind bars.  A few days ago, “Blue” had been picked up at Slim Goodies Diner without incident for his role in the attempted murder and now “Twitch” has joined his... Read More

Detective “Raccoon” Alsop Loses Another PD Vehicle

CCTV footage outside the DEPD shows a trio of men breaking into Det. Alsop’s patrol car. In the early morning hours of Saturday the 22nd  Detective Barley ” Raccoon Queen” Alsop’s police cruiser was stolen from in front of the DE Police building.  The car, left unattended NOT in one of the two police lots but instead left illegally parked on the sidewalk... Read More

Trio Caught Digging Up A Body In Dead Fall

Amanda Fitzgerald, Jess Corven and Alice Lambert upon being spotted in the graveyard While we at the Daily are not  normally  in the habit of mentioning where police officers reside, for safety reasons, here it serves a significant part of the story.  Those of you who’ve visited the church in Dead Fall likely have noticed a large home next door with a fountain out front... Read More

Naked Man Found In The Sewers

Former DEMH Doctor Koto Sinclair as he’s recovered in the sewers Late Friday evening, 911 received a call from an Asian woman stating there was a bloody man in the sewers and left her phone for officers to track.  Officer Lizard Adenat was dispatched to descend into the stench of the underground where in no time, she found a naked and bleeding man bound to a rusted bed frame... Read More

Woman Found Dead. Police With Few Leads

  Detective Tarra Thorton as she discovers the dead woman On November 6th, Detective Tarra Thorton was dispatched to the Busted Knuckles gas station by Islandside apartments.  (Why events seem to keep occurring at the gas station is a mystery though the CCTV cameras a the location should be some kind of deterrent.)  There she found a woman named Lucy, last name unknown, who... Read More

Dark Room Dancer Tazed After Attempting To Escape Arrest

  Coqette Demotte post tazer with Det’s Thorton and Alsop ready to put the cuffs on In a recent article, we told you Dark Room Dancer Coqette Demotte had been arrested at the DEMH for her participation in the she-devil hayride that had rapidly spiraled out of control.  New reports now indicate that was not the case as Ms. Demotte was stopped on the ramp near the water... Read More

Axe Bandit Attempts Robbery At Slim Goodies

Officers square off with the Axe Bandit Mid day Tuesday, DEPD officers were called to Slim Goodies diner, home of the greaseburger and apparent criminal playground.  This time reports stated a man was attempting to rob the place while threatening the poor waitresses with an axe.  Whether this was a sort of gang initiation, retaliation for some kind of slight, or sudden compulsion... Read More

Amanda Fitzgerald On The Lam Once Again

Lt. Blackheart and unidentified eyewitness just after Ms. Fitzgerald made her escape Sometimes a simple request can turn into something so much more.  On Sunday, Lieutenant Vanora Blackheart was on patrol, in the most unusual police uniform we’ve ever seen, when she spotted the oft arrested and former gang affiliate Amanda Fitzgerald seemingly banging on a metal safety rail... Read More

Officer’s Hand Impaled By Viscous Brute

  Ace Despres facing off with the DEPD While many of you may assume the police sit idly around the station waiting for a distress call to come in, the reality is members of the DEPD do patrol the streets looking for trouble and on occasion, find it.  Officer Jack Jameston was on his way under the overpass that connects the red light district to the rest of DE when he spotted... Read More

Cult Leader Attacks Officer And Gets Tazed For It

Dion Lambert flanked by Officer Renfold Anyone who is even a casual reader of this publication is bound to be aware of the criminal exploits of Dion Lambert.  There’s been murders, rapes, cannibalistic attacks, the marriage to his own daughter, just to name a few.  Not to mention being the known leader of a local cult.  He’s been arrested so many times, he likely... Read More