Moanin’ to Mona

  Dear Moaning Mona, I am a married man who hasn’t seen his wife for over a year and well, I have…you know….urges. My problem is I like this young lady in uniform who is in a relationship as well, but I don’t think her girlfriend would like me to….well, you know. Wink wink, nudge nudge. What should I do? Should I follow my baser urges and just go for it and try to bring her over to the other side or just continue in my lonely celibacy? Please... Read More

Moanin’ to Mona

  Hey there, citizens of Dead End! I’m here to help ya’ll solve those pesky personal problems that you just can’t tell your best friend, or local bartender. Need advice? I’m your girl!! Let’s take a look at this weeks ‘furry’ little problem! Dear Mona, I got bit by a rat last week, and now I think I’m turning! I have urges now…cheese…skulking around in the sewers…hairy men. Please help! Signed, Furry Urges   Well... Read More