Trio Caught Digging Up A Body In Dead Fall

Amanda Fitzgerald, Jess Corven and Alice Lambert upon being spotted in the graveyard While we at the Daily are not  normally  in the habit of mentioning where police officers reside, for safety reasons, here it serves a significant part of the story.  Those of you who’ve visited the church in Dead Fall likely have noticed a large home next door with a fountain out front that not long ago was filled with several rubber duckies.  That is the home of Lieutenant Vanora Blackheart... Read More

Crazy Alice Visits The Pizza Slut, Arrests Follow

Dove Scarlet, Song and Alice Lambert all on the ground while Officer Jameston and a unknown male customer look on Alice Lambert is certifiably insane.  This is not in dispute.  It’s well documented.  Yet after each round of therapy, she ends up in yet another altercation that winds up in this paper which makes us all wonder, why hasn’t a new method of treatment been tried?  One new twist, though, was Mrs. Lambert now appears to be affixed with a ball gag to prevent... Read More

Alice Lambert Incites Chaos In Lulu’s

CCTV cameras from Lulu’s captured the entire crazy scene “The edge, there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” – Hunter S. Thompson Entering a bar covered in both blood and dirt is bound to raise a few eyebrows.  Even more so if you walk behind the bar and attempt to casually take a few bottles without pay as if that were a normal thing to do yet it wasn’t until Lulu’s... Read More

Lidia Blackheart Found Dead, Frequent Victim Suspected In Her Murder.

  Lidia Blackheart, the first published photo the DE Daily ever ran Career criminal, oft kidnapper, former Dos Equis gang leader and one time business owner, Lidia Blackheart was found dead behind Lulu’s, mere feet from the entrance to the DEPD.   Less than credible eye witness Alice Lambert told police she spotted a small, blonde, Asian man fleeing the scene which most likely points to the vertically challenged owner of Lulus, Kyo Niimura.  The evening hours are... Read More

Alice Lambert Arrested Along With Two Cheeky Women

Lt. Blackheart with her tazer aimed at the supsects The ongoing saga of the mentally troubled Alice Lambert continues.  Her mental status and litany of crimes has been brought to light numerous times and with each step toward recovery, comes yet another to yank her back into the darkness from which she has, for so long, resided.  Mid morning on Sunday, police responded to a 911 call at Lulu’s and found bar manger Steph Lowensztark bloodied and weakened.  Officer Jarek... Read More

Lambert’s Home Raided Hidden Horrors Revealed

Police mill about the Lambert’s yard preparing to enter the home. For years the exploits of the Lamberts, both Dion and his adopted daughter/wife Alice, have been reported in the Daily with outrage and demands for justice that has yet to been meted out.  Finally Dead Enders, it appears that justice may be just around the corner.  Insiders in the police department brought it to this reporter’s attention that the on again off agian Lambert coule are currently ”... Read More

Asylum Doctor Attacks Bar Owner!

Security camera capturing the beginning of the attack The employees of Pharaoh’s Bookshop had gathered for a simple celebration of the success of their business late Monday night at Lulu’s.  Pharaoh’s owner Keiran MacClawden was busy tossing back drinks and sharing a few laughs with employees Amber Knight, Erica Najarian, Vie Bearsfoot and Jennie Irelund when the joyous gathering was brought to a screeching halt by the sight of Asylum Doctor Roisin Fitzgerald... Read More

Daily Reporter Assaulted! Cult Implicated Once Again

Vance Clayton, A Dead End Daily Reporter was working on a story last night when an masked and purple haired woman burst into the office and attacked him from behind.  Wordlessly the purple haired wretch wielding a knife stabbed  Mr. Clayton several times within sight of the CCTV cameras.  Though taken by surprise the reporter was not completely unprepared and did manage to fend the woman off by using his stun gun on her. “I won’t let a group of nuts scare me off.... Read More

Lambert Lacerates Lambert Over Attack

A woman caught on camera and accused of assaulting Dead End Daily Editor Ms Kahlen Vaniva was arrested yesterday after being stabbed in the shoulder by resident sociopath Ms Alice Lambert. The assailant turned victim has been identified as Ms Mimir Lambert and was taken immediately to DEMH for treatment of her wounds. Lambert lacerates Lambert over stab attack It was handbags at dawn as the loopy Lambert ladies began to brawl on a corner mere meters away from the DEPD. Alice,... Read More

Asylum Dr. Accused of Malpractice & Cult Worship

Asylum Entrance in all it’s dreary glory. Things at the Dead End Asylum may not be all they seem, according to one recent ” guest”.  Requesting her name be withheld for obvious reasons, this reporter was granted a short interview with a young woman with quite a lot to say about her stay. With complaints of inadequate feeding, care and an overabundance of medication to keep the patients docile this reporter was less then surprised, after all those are the complaints... Read More