Bodyguard Wanted

Seeking a bodyguard! Can you watch over me without trying to get me naked? Can you keep me safe without the drama of your love life showing up at my doorstep? I am looking for someone to keep me safe. They must be okay with the smell of diesel oil as well as the sound of motor cycles. If you have relationship issues please do not apply I don’t want your drama. To apply please see Belladonna Paige at the Busted Knuckle just look for the pink hair.  Read More

Chainsaw Wielding Woman In Bunny Suit Stirs Up Trouble At Slim Goodies

It should go without saying that when you encounter someone holding a chainsaw, given our lack of lumberjacks around, there’s likely danger on the horizon.   Saturday evening, a woman in a bunny suit and attacked security staff at Slim Goodies Diner, with her chainsaw.  Details are limited but from what sources have been able to share, apparently, there had been some kind of a chase involving a man named Whitey and Crazed EMT Martin Cai, who’s been gaining a reputation... Read More

Attempted Break In Leaves Plenty Of Questions

In the evening hours of July 17, the power went out inside the Icky Quickie Mart.  Loss of power is not all that uncommon in DE, thanks to stormy weather or generally substandard electrical systems, many of which are long since out of date.  Having just taken over the mini mart, Belladonna Page seemed resigned to making a simple phone call to local electrician to resolve the issue.  She never got a chance to make that call. As police would later discover, faulty wiring or... Read More