Crazed Attacker Takes Bite Out of Blonde

Two days  ago a 911 call alerted the DEPD to a young woman tossed in the street like an unwanted crisps packet, or an empty beer bottle.  According to the unidentified caller the woman lay in front of the diner bleeding profusely.  Fortunately for the victim, the DEPD was not too far away answering yet another call and managed to make it on site in time to save the lovely lass, though what they found was far from the ” norm” even for Dead End. According to sources,... Read More