SEEKING BODYGUARD

Posted by on December 21, 2015 · Leave a Comment 

Seeking bodyguard for an anonymous client. Male preferred. Must enjoy fast food, diced pineapples, cooked shrimp, and long walks on the beach. Salary negotiable, to be discussed in person. Contact K. Villota at the Dead End Daily offices for an interview.  Read More

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Bodyguard Wanted

Posted by on September 29, 2015 · Leave a Comment 

Seeking a bodyguard! Can you watch over me without trying to get me naked? Can you keep me safe without the drama of your love life showing up at my doorstep? I am looking for someone to keep me safe. They must be okay with the smell of diesel oil as well as the sound of motor cycles. If you have relationship issues please do not apply I don’t want your drama. To apply please see Belladonna Paige at the Busted Knuckle just look for the pink hair.  Read More

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