Explosion Rocks Red Light District

Terror and panic struck the heart of the Red Light District on Monday Night when visitors to the tents hosting free breast exams with free food and drink for all those in attendance on the vacant site of the former hotel which is in the middle of being redeveloped. It is believed the same thieves responsible for stealing a batch of recalled Boner Booster’s from Axe Pharmaceuticals drove the van containing the pills mid-way down Crimson Avenue and once the road became congested... Read More

Terrorist attack on DEPD?

With a bone rattling sound a loud explosion shook up the entire center of the city as one of the cruisers in the DEPD parking lot was blown up on wednesday 21st October 2015. According to the police it is still being investigated so they can’t tell any details but pictures were taken by this reporter of a totally destroyed police cruiser, still smoking from the enormous explosion and fire afterwards. It is unnerving to see the devastation and one can only wonder how this... Read More