Paper Bag Killer Arrested
The sewers where Co-Captain Martina Kells was found. Photo by Nyxi Spiritweaver They say we all go a little crazy sometimes. What drives someone to cross over that edge and plunge into the darkness of their soul cannot be known until the day that particular threshold is breached. For Derek Dravonich, also known as “Virus”, it seems he crossed that point a long time ago and fell head long into an abyss of depravity. His return to Dead End culminated in at least... Read More
Police to Destroy Millions In Drugs While ” Cleaning House”
Cardboard boxes and paper envelopes packed with marijuana, cocaine and other drugs line warehouse-style shelves at the DE police Department’s secured evidence facility. Some of it waiting up to two years to be evidence in one case or another before finally meeting it’s end at the hands of the Dead End police officers. In the past officers have used crematories, foundries, hospital incinerators or specialized businesses — and even torched drugs in 55-gallon... Read More
The Great Rat Scourge Of 2014 Reaches It’s End
Anyone who has set foot in Dead End over the past few weeks couldn’t help but be aware of the large rodents taking up residence in the streets and businesses of our city. Their numbers increased as did their fearless attacks. Countless people were sent to the DEMH to be tested for rabies after receiving bites from the hefty rats. In short, they have been a plague upon us, though thankfully not literally carrying the plague as they famously did in the middle ages.... Read More
Dead End Police Go On Strike!
Police Chief Marty Kells says ” No More 911, We’ll jut kill rats” With frivolous lawsuit on top of frivolous million dollar lawsuit the Dead End Police departments newest police Chief, Marty Kells has had enough. Having only stepped in a short time ago to clean up the mess left by former Chief Geo Beorn, Chief Kells has instilled new policies and procedures to help keep Dead End and it’s police squad safe as well as the citizens it protects. “We... Read More
