Fire Chief Identified As Drugged Candy Source!

Delivering the drugged sweets was none other then a disguised Fire Chief Mela Dylasari-Bellic, whom was later identified by her tattoos. Businesses all over Dead End received mysterious gift baskets on Halloween night.  Baskets filled with an array of sweets and treats meant to tempt on and all.   A lovely gesture from a mysteriously disguised  Fire Chief Mela Dylasari-Bellic.  Lovely that is until you actually took a bite.  The sweets as it turned out were drugged, which... Read More

Kidney Thieves Operates On Man In Garage Basement

Victim Scott McBain as he’s tended to by Chief Dylasari-Bellic and questioned by Officer Eaton While much of our attention toward law breakers focuses on physical altercations and sexual assault, theft is still very much a part of our local crime.  Typically it’s a cash grab of whatever is in the till at whichever unfortunate incident was picked on that day.  What’s less common is the theft of a kidney from a very much alive and completely unwilling man.  On... Read More

Fire Chief Kidnapped Once Again, Dumped In Lake

Fire Chief Mela Dylasari-Bellic tossed overboard and left to make her way back ashore. The life of a public service official is never an easy one. Of course no one expects when you join the Fire Department and work your way up to Fire Chief that you’ll have to worry about being kidnapped once, much less repeatedly.  Unfortunately that seems to be the life of our current Fire Chief Mela Dylasari-Bellic. Abducted last Friday and held over the weekend, drugged repeatedly the... Read More

Fire Chief Latest Victim of ” the Huntsman”

Fire Chief Mela Dylasari-Bellic , victim number 4( ?) of the Huntsman. Chief Mela Dylasari-Bellic, a favorite amongst crazies, kidnappers and rapists was recently found strung up between the electronic doors of the Icky Quickie by the city’s latest mad man.  The fire chief it appears had been grabbed from the local convience store hours before, possibly drugged and hauled off into the sewers.  Though the exact whereabouts in the sewers is currently known, what is clear... Read More

Bob’s Back Luck! Fire Closes Down Dark Room

  A suspicious blaze has closed down the Dark Room, the red Light District’s BDSM Club. A 911 call at 2 pm this afternoon brought the ever vigilant Dead End fire Department to the Red Light District this afternoon.  According to the caller smoke billowed from the Dark Room in what many assume to be yet another attack on the oft in trouble Uncle Bob. Brave firefighters enter the blaze in search of signs of life, fortunately the building was empty. According to Chief... Read More