Overturned Convictions Force Crackdown

LANSING – Representatives of the state legislature convened for sessions just prior to the Thanksgiving holiday.  While they were slated to discuss Game and Wiledlife preservation, the conversations at the capitol turned to focus on a new study revealing high rates of overturned convictions in Michigan courts.  Representatives were understandably furious over some of the revelations in the report.  Both the state legislature and the Governor’s office swore they... Read More

Cult Delivers Chapel Sermon to Dead End Residents

by K. Villota On Saturday, November 14, 2015, the sermon of Belial began one hour late at 7:30 p.m. at the Dead Fall chapel. About twenty citizens of Dead End were in attendance, but many remained seated at the back, or milled around the entrance instead of coming in. Armed police were stationed outside the chapel, wearing gas masks. Sermon attendee Malakai Graestone, 22, is a Dead End Hellcat motorcycle club member. He said, “The cult, Belial or whatever it is, is holding... Read More

Hot Hot Heat: DE’s Summer of Arson

Violent crimes and chaos on the street are hard enough for our community to rebuild from, but this past summer it seems as if the forces of nature themselves conspired to punish our good citizens for tolerating the rampant corruption in our streets.  An unusual series of fires have roiled the city this past summer, testing the devoted men and women of the fire department to the fullest of their abilities, and letting them once more prove their metal and true worth to us all. ... Read More

Poison Pen Monster’s New Threat

The malicious monster behind a spate of violent attacks on female members of the DEMH has struck again. Leaving another anonymous letter at the Daily with a further call to arms, the poison pen rapist called for a widening in the scope of attacks. Not satisfied with a mysogynist manifesto of hate crimes, attention has turned with yet more vile towards the District Atorney’s office. Specifically in the direction of DA Pagan Newport-Yheng, whose apparent crime is offending... Read More

The Magpie Treasure Hunt

The Magpie I’ve been called a thief and a criminal. But only by losers. What some people call theft, we call redistribution of wealth. We’re sick and tired of a society that’s only interested in protecting the haves from the have nots. To this end we are making a statement and we’ll redistribute what we have confiscated from those that didn’t want to share and share it with you, the people. For the next fourteen days I, also known as the Magpie, will... Read More

Pawnshop theft and murder?

We all know the pawnshop is iffy at best. Is there anything for sale there that isn’t stolen? And how come this Xelala who runs the place can hand out money like it was water, giving out loans and buying stuff from any origin, when in fact she’s only twenty years old? She might present herself as a community worker, but isn’t she a bit young to play the rich philanthropic? Those might very well be questions people could ask. Some guys from Russian origin certainly... Read More

Drop in 911 Calls? NO WAY!

While having a few drinks after work one evening, the subject of City crime came up. I know….I’m a gossip/advice columnist, so what business do I have talking about City crime? Well, stick with me for a few minutes and lemme ‘splain. We here at the Daily keep pretty close tabs on crime statistics. Maybe it’s a carry over from when the Daily had a vendetta against the police department. (Note that we would never stoop so low again. Wink wink.) But whatever... Read More

The Lost City of Red Light

It sounds almost like a fairytale. It started with a tornado and the world changed for a few days. We were not in Dead End City anymore. The old city fell apart and became two cities as the Red Light District declared itself independent from the mainland. With the city still recovering from the storm, whole city blocks without power, the streets filled with debris, glass and damaged buildings all around and one of the bridges hit by a boat and blocked by a heavy container, the... Read More

Dead End Daily Robbed

On Thursday 21st May this reporter was at work in the offices of the Daily news, when three crazy, costumed assailants entered the premises.The criminals – clearly drug addicts – rambled incoherently and dressed insanely. Despite speaking as if they had inhaled helium before the attack it was apparent that they were an organized cell who worked efficiently and in an organized fashion. Although I feared for my personal safety it became clear that their primary concern... Read More

Slim Goodies Owner’s Shot At Bar Manager In Poisoning Mystery

  Madison Montana owner of Slim Goodies It was last week that local businesswoman Madison (known as Madi) owner of the Slim Goodies diner was arrested after a fracas at Lulu’s where she attempted to assault Lulu’s Manager Belle which ended up in the local barfly’s scattering as she tore up the building leaving Lulu’s bouncer Butch with serious injuries. It has now come to light that she was also responsible for an incident at Slim Goodies just a few... Read More