Bizarre Scene in Dead Drop

Halloween came early to Dead End, where two women were forcibly dressed as scarecrows — complete with pumpkin heads — and tied to crosses, in a bizarre blending of the Wizard of Oz and the Crucifixion.  In addition, at least one of the victims had had her mouth sewn shut. According to one of the victims, she was abducted — grabbed by the hair an thrown into a “creepy van” — last Tuesday, the 13th outside of the Icky Mart.  She was thrown into a cage, and... Read More

Local Menace Tortured and Murdered by Local Vigilantes

What is wrong with this city? After having seen one crucifixion, yet another? We’re falling from one excruciating scene into the next. When will this end? Can anyone tell us what the hell is going on? The turmoil began some weeks ago with the announcement of the prohibition. That was also when the kidnappings started. One after another, Vie MacClawden, Nick Kytori, Rhoslyn Ritter and Titi were abducted, disappeared for a few days and came back a changed person. The kidnappings... Read More

Crucifixion: Not Just for Jesus Anymore

Jones and “Vinny” with their victims. Two men, calling themselves “Reverend Jones” and “Brother Vinnie,” publicly crucified a man and a woman: Sergei Stankic, head of the Flame of Truth Homeless Shelter, and former Dead End Fire Department Chief, Melangell Reed-Bellic, resulting in the death of Stankic and the near-certain embarrassment of Reed-Belic. Calling them the “true faces of sin,” Reverend Jones proceeded to strip them both, while they were lashed... Read More